George Takei: Knows No Speed Limit

"I broke that Asian driver stereotype by being the best helmsman in the galaxy." -- @georgetakei

Anderson Cooper: Standing Silver and Tall

"Got roughed up by thugs in pro-mubarak crowd..punched and kicked repeatedly. Had to escape. Safe now"

"Thanks for tweets of concern..I'm sore and head hurts but fine. Neil and mary anne are bruised but ok too. Thanks" -- @andersoncooper

Katy Perry: Tells Rihanna to Suck It

"@rihanna yo batch lemme borrow those latex dresses! #slutty #skank #ho #whore #bearcunt #yesyesyes!" -- @katyperry

"ur a role model, u can't use those words!! #appalled lol!! RT @katyperry: #slutty #skank #ho #whore #bearcunt #yesyesyes" -- @rihanna

"SUCK IT RT@rihanna: ur a role model, u can't use those words!! #appalled lol!! RT @katyperry: #slutty #skank #ho #whore #bearcunt #yesyesyes" -- @katyperry

Kanye West: Keeps It Classy

"Sometimes I fuk with my Timbs on" -- @kanyewest

Soleil Moon Frye: Needs Some Punky Power

"My 2 year old just dropped a handful of plastic jewels under my shirt. Not the most comfortable thing in the world." -- @moonfrye

Mindy Kaling: She Knows This Much Is True

"I love nicki minaj, the whole package." -- @mindykaling