Tom Hanks: Penny for Your Tweets

"In the year 2011 telegrams will be replaced by a device called the twit-o-gram and cost only pennies. Amazing! Hanx" -- @tomhanks

Russell Brand: Huckleberries Without Attitude

"I'm editing the words "Huckleberry Finn" out of all my NWA albums." -- @rustyrockets

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Pink: Smaller Than a Telephoto Lens

"I got my new years wish!!! All the paparrazzi shape shifted back into cockroaches! Their original form!!! Praise the Lord!" -- @pink

Chris Brown: Hide Your Kids! Hide Your Wife!

"in the studio... spazzzing!!!" -- @chrisbrown

Denis Leary: Do You Really Want Fries With That?

Alabama opens first drive-thru porn shop. No - the dildos do NOT come with fries. --@denisleary

Ellen Degeneres: Newest Pillow Recall

Little known fact: pigs make excellent baby pillows.


--@TheEllenShow

Steve Martin: Unsuccessful Hokey Pokey

Two broken legs forces me to cancel hokey-pokey dance recital.

I can put right leg in, left leg in, but hard to “turn myself around.” Which is, of course, what it’s all about.

I put my right hand in, then I shook it all about, then it fell off, thanks to flesh-eating disease.

With other hand, doing “pokey.” Still fun. Playing music LOUD.

--@SteveMartinToGo

Adrianne Curry:Soon to Be Pill-less

So, the summer of this year will signal the beginning of my trying to get pregnant. scary and exciting. going off the pill in june --@AdrianneCurry

Best of luck to Adrianne Curry, we're excited for you, and the possibility of a VH1 show My First Brady Baby (j/k guys, no show in the works.)

Joan Rivers: Circle of Celebrity Rehab Life

Lindsey Lohan checked out of rehab and David Arquette checked in. As they say, wherever God closes a door, he opens a bottle of vodka. --@Joan_Rivers

Soulja Boy: Gaga for Gaga

"Hopped up out the beeddddd turn my GaGa onnnn. yeahhhh @ladygaga" -- @souljaboy