MC Hammer: Satan's Just Not That Into You

"I love to make them cats that "Romance The Devil" uncomfortable .. That don't worship Satan, they FLIRT with him..smh" -- @mchammer

Martina McBride: A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock 'N Roll

"Having kind of a mini-obsession with Joan Jett right now...." -- @martinamcbride

John Stamos: What, No Nail Salon?

"what better way to get jacked up and orange before the gig tonight! http://twitpic.com/2lmupc" -- @johnstamos

Joe Jonas: They're Grrrrreat!

"I want a pet. Maybe a tiger." -- @joejonas

Christina Applegate: Silly Wabbit

"On another note, I like carrots" -- @1capplegate

Paulo Coelho: He's Got His Mind on His Money

"#nowplaying Gin & Juice by @SnoopDogg" -- @paulocoelho

"@paulocoelho oowee get down wit it I'm gonna get up wit u nxt time I'm Brazil! #1 spot" -- @snoopdogg

Kanye West: Kanye, We'll Let You Finish, But...

"A year later where do we stand?"

"It starts with this..."

"I'm sorry Taylor." -- @kanyewest

Tyra Banks: Beauty Is Only Smize Deep

"If you can't smize with your eyes today, smize with your heart. Beauty is inside and out. Love TyTy" -- @tyrabanks

Eric Stonestreet: They Really are Like a Modern Family

I almost ran over Ty Burrell today, but then I decided not to. http://tweetphoto.com/42753988


--@ericstonestreet

Khloe Kardashian: Those Kardashian's Will Sell ANYTHING

Nipple's anyone? --@KhloeKardashian

Kelly Bensimon: Killer Skin Solution

How to get super soft skin: mauibabe tanning oil and sand, rub, then rinse. U will die. Soffttt --@Kikilet

Spencer Pratt: He'll Be at the Chuckle Hut Wednesday...

Discovery Channel gunman obsessed with population control. Now I'm over Kate Gosselin too, but come on!--@SpencerPratt

Andrew WK: Move Over Rachael Ray

PARTY SNACK: Crumble potato chips. Then soak in butter, white pepper & hot sauce. Spead on cookie sheet. Bake 'til brown.
--@AndrewWK

Louis CK and Stephen Weber Have a Gift to Bring to the Tea Party

I want to rub my father's cock all over Sarah Palin's fat tits.
--@louisck

@louisck Done. I'll pick him up at 6.
--@stephenweber

Stephen Weber: On Sarah Palin

Intelligence For Dummies #whatsarahpalinisreading --@TheStevenWeber