Justin Bieber: Shows Some Respect

"Mick Jagger is a trending topic...why? Because Mick Jagger is the man and was trending far before twitter came along. True Legend" -- @justinbieber

Soulja Boy: Leggo His Eggo

"Waffle House i'm coming home to you baby!!!! YOU KNOW I MISS YOU!!!" -- @souljaboytellem

Scott Baio: Toy Story, Rated R Version

Celebrities Tweet: Will Lindsay Lohan Look Good in Jail Stripes?

Andy Roddick: "how is lindsay lohan ever gonna find a good woman when she is jail? wait....... this might just work out" -- @andyroddick

Courtney Love: "http://huff.to/aBTFXA Huffpost - whoa ive been under a rock from whaty i know and hear county aint fun i had Revel @lindsaylohan staystrong" -- @courtneyloveuk

Questlove: "damn. hope lindsay knows how to survive til october. (don't block me lo) shame its had to come to this but maybe this is the wakeup call." -- @questlove

Kathy Griffin: "I will be Lindsay's prison bitch. Count on it! RT @NanBoleyn: @kathygriffin what's she saying about Lindsay?" -- @kathygriffin

Marlee Matlin: "Talented Robert Downey Jr turned his life around. Now Lindsay Lohan has the same opportunity now. Wishing her only the best." -- @marleematlin

Star Jones: "Everyone is responsible for their own actions...but losing your freedom (for 1 day, 1 yr or 10 yrs is no joke...I hope she gets it together." -- @starjonesesq

David Spade: "lohan was crying so hard. then her nose was running. some guy just sold her boogs for 8 grand. still alot of power flour in there i guess" -- @davidspade

Kim Kardashian: "Sending positivity your way @LindsayLohan Love you! Everyone please send LL your sweet prayers. U never know when someone really needs it" -- @kimkardashian

Lindsay Lohan: "thank you so much @KimKardashian - thanks for being such a good friend, it means a lot to me" -- @lindsaylohan

Debbie Gibson: Tree Hugger

"Just another day at the office! http://twitpic.com/2307no" -- @deborahgibson

Cindy Crawford: Reducing Her Chill Pill Habit

"Feeling tired and stressed out tonite. I guess that's my "inner self" telling me to slow down and take a chill pill--but who has time?" -- @cindycrawford

Roger Ebert: Here Come the Fashion Police

Mya: Do They Make a Shade in 'That's So Last Year?'

"Bought a Snuggie today-couldn't resist-LOL. Perfect 4those late night sessions n the pj's, power naps&cold *ss flights! Guess what color!" -- @missmya

Melissa Rivers: Sound the Horn

"Spider in Cooper's bedroom. On hunt. Maybe the vuvuzella will scare it away." -- @melrivers

Vinny G: Bull-Shit

"If lebron goes to the bulls ill run outside naked in time square in a circle for 47 minutes" -- @vinnyguadagnino

Courtney Love: Hunting Season

Johnny Weir: Happy Feet

"Me and my japanese flag pedicure are heading to the airport! http://twitpic.com/22" -- @johnnygweir

David Spade: Spotting Snook-Alikes

"saw a woman that looked like snookie at the gym. apparently not the best compliment to be called a snook-alike. o well, live and learn.." -- @davidspade

"@DavidSpade She must be buggin . Just sayeennnn ." -- @snooki

Tony Hawk: There's an App for That?

Kelsey Grammar: Hiring Bob Loblaw for His Divorce?

"I really want to thank all of you for your continued support in these difficult times your openness and acceptance is very appreciated" -- @kelsey_grammar

"We love & support you @Kelsey_Grammer !!!!!!!!" -- @realscottbaio

"Thanks @RealScottBaio" -- @kelsey_grammar

Kelis: Not Carrying Any Baggage

"Good morning america! Yes I am awake, no I am not doing the walk of shame which is why I'm up at such an ungodly hour, yes I did just do"

"A run through of "4th of july" for my performance on "the today show" this am. And yes british airways did lose my luggage yesterday when"

"I landed in this great country yesterday. And yes british airways does suck and is notorious for losing my luggage! Ok so the question is"

"What on earth am I going to wear?!" -- @iamkelis

Greyson Chance: This One's Trouble...

"Got a noise complaint today for playing the piano too much...oops:)" -- @greysonchance

Kim Kardashian: You Can Help Make Her Cry

"OMG I AM LESS THAN 5,000 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 4 MILLION! I WILL LITERALLY CRY IF I REACH THAT!" -- @kimkardashian

Denise Richards: Together Again

"Fab restaurant in Montreal ate there last night. Da Emma .. There was a photo of charlie and I on the wall with the owner from yrs ago!" -- @denise_richards

Paula Abdul: Step Away From the Candy Aisle

"SOMEBODY PLEASE KEEP ME AWAY FROM BLUE RASPBERRY JOLLY RANCHERS!!!! AHHHHHH!! lol! lol!" -- @paulaabdul

Soleil Moon Frye: ET's Baby

"Do you ever wonder if an alien has taken over your child?" -- @moonfrye

Aziz Ansari: Passion of the Bigot

"Damn any celebs trying to get in trouble for saying racist stuff, step your game up. MEL GIBSON IS KILLING IT RIGHT NOW!" -- @azizansari

Alyssa Milano: Tweet to the President

"Dear @BarackObama, The ocean just called. It said... "um, seriously?" Sincerely, Alyssa/fish/birds/turtles/AND EVERYONE" -- @alyssa_milano

Taylor Swift: Team Twilight

"Just saw Eclipse. Wow. Unbelievably great. :)" -- @taylorswift13

Lindsay Lohan: Sock It to Her

"A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason" -- @lindsaylohan

Reverend Run: Ready for Take Off

"Time flies!! But don't worry YOU'RE THE PILOT :-)" -- @revrunwisdom

Joan Rivers: I Ain't Saying She's a Gold Digger...

"Really great questions at last night's Q&As in downtown NYC! Although, sadly, no old, rich Jewish men asked: "Will you marry me?"" -- @joan_rivers