Ralph Macchio: Passing on the Crane Kick

"On way to remake premiere - Am there to proudly represent the legacy of the Original and the brand we created back in '84! Curious 2 c it 2" -- @ralphmacchio

Alicia Keys: Accidental Hacker

"Whoops, I forgot to log off of someone's computer....hehe ;-) I'll put a picture up of me and dog too!!!! lol!" -- @aliciakeys

Sara Gilbert: Trash or Treasure?

"my email account marked an email i wrote to myself as junk. should i take this personally?" -- @thesaragilbert

Sarah Silverman: Ron Bless You!

"Dear Scientology: It sounds too casual to worship a guy named Ron. It's weird in my earholes." -- @sarahksilverman

Seth Meyers: Let's Not Make Crapping in Jeans Happen, Okay?

"Just saw commercial for Huggies Jeans. Assumed I was having a stroke. Kinda wish I was." -- @sethmeyers21

Lance Armstrong: But Wait Till You Try Freedom Bread!

"The French make the best bread. #imjustsaying" -- @lancearmstrong

Chris Brown: Also, Couldn't Find Plane Tickets to the "Country" of Europe...

"SORRY to all the fans in europe!!! my tour is cancelled. Im pretty sure yall know. my entry was denied in your country. i love you.SORRY!!" -- @chrisbrown

Andrew WK: A Virtual Party Supply Store

COMING SOON: Andrew W.K. official air-fresheners, shoelaces, and shot glasses! Stay tuned...--@AndrewWK

Todd Bridges:Outraged About Last Gary Coleman Pics

To find out pics of Gary Coleman in his last days got out I hope someone burns in hell for this one

Only one person could be behind this and this is so dang sick to say you love soneone and do this yeah right that's real love al

Right

--@ToddBridges

Sarah Silverman: Right Place = Right God

How could anyone's religion be right when what u believe is almost entirely based on where ur born? #locationlocationlocation --@sarahsilverman

Spencer Pratt: Heidi Isn't Playing Nice

I can't believe Heidi hacked into my Twitter and made you think I like the Shannon Twins. Those bad influences are Heidi's friends, not mine --@spencerpratt

Heidi Montag: Euphemism for Porno?

writing my sexy action hero movie... --@HeidiMontag

Lauren Conrad: Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old?

I feel like every time I turn on Regis and Kelly there's a 10 year old on there that's much smarter me. --@LaurenConrad

Johnny Weir: Sexy Sandwich Leads to Sweet Dreams

Sleeping on a little meringue puff. Showing up to an event between Christina Aguilera and Scarlett Johannson will do that to a young boy... --@JohnnyWeir

Simon Pegg: Putting it in a Way Garfield and Cathy Couldn't

I know it's early to be saying this but I wholeheartedly wish Monday would just fuck off. --@SimonPegg

Lindsay Lohan: When You Absolutely, Positively Can't Do Coke...

Tooooo many monster energy drinks!!!! --@LindsayLohan

Nicky Hilton: Has Priorities

"At airport and couldn't find my ID. Crazy part is I was more concerned about not being able to gamble in Vegas than board the plane." -- @nickyhilton

Melissa Joan Hart: He Really Is a Wiz of a Wiz

"Mason wants to know when the lizard is going to show up in the movie. I asked "what lizard?" he replied " the wonderful lizard of oz!"" -- @mellyjhart

Demi Moore: Hopefully She's Not Being Punk'd

"My hubby is a true romantic! @aplusk said he's gonna build a house on the land of his 1st date w/ @mrskutcher: http://bit.ly/cXOi9l" -- @mrskutcher

Also, Ryan Seacrest approves:
"Fellas, take notes! @aplusk said he's gonna build a house on the land of his 1st date w/ @mrskutcher: http://bit.ly/cXOi9l. #romanceisntdead" -- @ryanseacrest

Kim Zolciak: Real House Moms

"So cute @Kandi mom and my mom!! http://tweetphoto.com/25563414" -- @kimzolciak

Bill Shatner: Beam Him Up

"#youknowyoureoldwhen you walk so slowly, people think you're standing still. My best, Bill" -- @williamshatner

Conan O'Brien: Cinema Corner

Favorite movie: "The Parent Trap". Not the Disney one; the one by the guy who did the Saw movies. Ps: They don't make it out of the trap. --@conanobrien

Dog the Bounty Hunter: Calling Out with Bieber Fever

“@justinbieber: Dog the bounty hunter is a beast” Aloha my lil bruddah nice to hear from you God bless be safe The Dog --@DogBountyHunter

Rue McClanahan Dies at 76, June 6, 2010

It is with a heavy heart that we report that another Golden Girl has passed. We love Rue McClanahan and so did the stars we follow on Twitter. Rue McClanahan died this morning - for more on her passing click here.

Larry King: Sad news to report...Golden Girls actress Rue McClanahan died this morning of a stroke. Her family and friends are in our thoughts --@KingsThings

Perez Hilton: I am very very sad to report that iconic actress and Golden Girls alum #RueMcClanhan has passed away. http://bit.ly/aURuQG --@perezhilton

Mandy Moore: RIP rue mcclanahan. sending love and prayers to her loved ones..... --@MandyMoore

Rose McGowan: Oh no! I'm tearing up! Rue McLanahan has died. She was my favorite Golden Girl. It's a sad, sad day. :(((( --@RoseMcGowan

Andy Cohen: RIP Rue McClanahan! A funny lady! --@bravoandy

Marlee Matlin: Ah beloved Blanche passes away - Rue McClanahan RIP. She was so lovely and such a spitfire. It's just Rose now.--@MarleeMatlin

Margaret Cho: Super sad about rue.... --@margaretcho

John Laroquette: When Rue and I worked together she was always funny, lovely and a professional. She and her talent will be missed. --@JohnLaroquette

Taraji P Henson: "WOW.....RIP Rue McClanahan The Golden Girls" -- @therealtaraji

Neil Patrick Harris: Stretch Before Viewing

"These hyper-physical B'way musicals make me feel old and weak. Saw FELA last night (loved!), and almost sprained my back just watching it." -- @actuallynph

Lady Gaga: Come as You Are

"All is well at MEN ARENA,feel free to wear your coke cans proud in hair. Security has been reprimanded for censoring little monster freedoms" -- @ladygaga

Solange Knowles: Do Tell Us More About Your Night...

"Im sore like i ran a marathon. Too much cowbell bang'n and pop lock and dropp'n." -- @solangeknowles

Alison Brie: Peep Show

"Shot two segments for CityTV this morning and THEN someone told me everyone could see my panties thru my dress. You're welcome Toronto." -- @alisonbrie

Twitter - The Best Way to Start Your Day

Jackie Collins: "Early morning writing. The best way to start off the day!!!" -- @jackiecollins

Khloe Kardashian: "On my way to the perfect way to start my day! Working out!!! Who's with me" -- @khloekardashian

Chris Hardwick: "Wanna start your day off all smiley? Watch this "UP" remix by DJ @PogoMix: http://afx.cc/UPremix" -- @nerdist

Lil Jon: "I REALLY HATE WACK AS TRENDING TOPICS SO TO START THE DAY OF RIGHT I WOULD LIKE 2 SAY FUCK #ifhiphopwashighschool NIGGA WE GROWN NOW SHIT!!" -- @liljon

Bill Gates: "Getting ready tostart with Larryandmy Dad http://twitpic.com/1tajd0" -- @billgates

Lindsay Lohan: Have You Seen Her Missing Teeth?

"night night... before i am bed ridden from getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow - wish me luck - i'm scared :( xx"

"I kept my teeth and now I can't find them!- @jennidawnsays @Amadio @thebritishladyv @DavidaBWilliams ahhh! Help me find them!"

"@ztar4ever well, my teeth hurt coz i got wisdom pulled" -- @lindsaylohan

Katy Perry: Not in the Mood for Sharing

"NOT my jerk off material! http://twitpic.com/1t6v8l" -- @katyperry

Moby: Sometimes Known as the Big Rotten Apple

"Chinese food garbage does not age so well when left on the street in plastic bags for 4 days in nyc summer heat. In case you were wondering." -- @thelittleidiot

Conan O'Brien: In Case That Whole TV Thing Doesn't Work Out...

"I got to sign the Radio City signature book next to the Glee cast. Now I can forge all their signatures on checks. http://twitpic.com/1t4eqb" -- @conanobrien

Mindy Kaling: How to Make Your Life a Romantic Comedy

"A good, cinematic way to meet your crush is to put him down as your emergency contact at the doctor's office." -- @mindykaling

Julie Benz: It's Written in the Stars...

"my horoscope for today"Picking up a hitchhiker could actually prove to be a rewarding and enriching experience". in LA? more like dangerous!" -- @juliebenz

Omar Epps: There's Probably an App for That

"Uh oh... I'm getting the ipad itch :-O" -- @omarepps

Dina Manzo: Sorry Honey, You're Not Old Enough to Be Exploited on TV Just Yet

"No Lexi will not be on this season...Not the place for her with all this NASTY PW drama. I'm letting her be a kid, not a good age for this."

"T & Jac's kids are too young to understand what's going on & Ashley & Caroline's kids r adults. Danielle kids & lex r not a good age 4 this." -- @dinamanzo

Roger Ebert: What Goes Around...

"CEO of BP: "I want my life back." Millions of Gulf life forms: "Hey, Tony, we can identify with that!"" -- @ebertchicago

Mya: Coming Out as a Furry?

"Pic of me and my new boyfriend. His name is Top Secret. http://tweetphoto.com/25086979" -- @missmya

Jodie Sweetin: Lets the Cat Out of the Bag on Twitter

"Getting ready to do some yoga this morning! I love my prenatal class! It's great to hang out with other mommies to be :)"

"Oh yeah... forgot. I hadn't really talked about the new baby. Well, guess the secret's out. Yep, a new little one coming in Sep. :)!!" -- @joditweetin

Kelly Clarkson: Pants on the Ground?

"Kudos to all the women in the industry that can get away with not wearing pants for performances but I feel like I missed a pop star memo??" -- @kelly_clarkson

Sara Gilbert: Waste Not, Tweet Not

"I feel like telling you all that I've tweeted 1,111 times, but by tweeting it I'm ruining it." -- @thesaragilbert

Kim Kardashian: Smooth Operator

"Just finished laser hair removal at Laser Away! Gotta love being Armenian! http://twitpic.com/1swfjp" -- @kimkardashian

Rainn Wilson: Unless You Want to Meet Snooki...

"It would suck if in real life your name was actually 'Ed Hardy'" -- @rainnwilson

Bow Wow: Admits He's Simple Minded

"Tell me why me and the homie @DJDRAMA missed our flight just now. Damn! (shaking my head)"

"Was eating in the crownroom 3 gates down and missed it. Thats some jessica simpson simple minded s**t right there. All my fault" -- @bowwow

Britney Spears Gets a Twitter Personality, Overtakes Ashton

It seems only like yesterday that Ashton Kutcher reached 1 million Twitter followers. Last week, the king of the 140 got knocked down for the first time by the queen of drama herself, Britney Spears. Usually Britney's tweets suck (tour updates, random notes from her management team), but she actually jumped on and answered fan questions. Here are some highlights:

"WOW!!!!! #1 on Twitter! Thank you! Tweet me some questions this morning! xoxo -Brit
11:10 AM May 24th via web"

"This is really amazing! I love you all! I better get busy writing 4,947,608 thank you notes! U guys make me sooo happy! -Brit"

"OK I got about a million questions! I'm going to try to answer a bunch, here we go!...Brit"

"You're stranded on an island - what 3 items would you take? (from @mccoykeith) I couldn't live without my boots, water and my cd collection."

"you are awesome! #1 on twitter! What is your favorite thing to do with your sons?! (from @leighbrad) Ahh...Thank you!"
"I love to take my boys on car drives, and sing songs to them about Mary Poppins that I make up."

"Whats your favorite Song from all your Albums? (from @JMAXEN) My favorite song is Toxic"

Howie Mandel: Seacrest, In!

"Ryan seacrest is now following me!" -- @howiemandel

Khloe Kardashian: Loves to Have Her Ass Kicked

"I feel so good after that workout! Gunnar kicked my ass! Thank you Gunnar!" -- @khloekardashian

Larry King: Baller

"Guess who won our game of H-O-R-S-E? LeBron James is on Friday! http://twitpic.com/1t1z5u" -- @kingsthings

Amanda Bynes: Now Starring in 'Mean Girls'

"Fugly fellas love to hate on us pretty women becuz they're mad they can't have us" -- @chicky

Andrew WK: Knows His Party Decor

"PARTY TIP: Give someone flowers today. Flowers spread joy and partying! http://twitpic.com/1t2g7j" -- @andrewwk

Sarah Palin: Gets All Her News From Facebook

"Any wonder why public can't trust mainstream media?I'll facebook our latest incident w/NBC unbalanced/sensational "reporting";Don't trust'em" -- @sarahpalinusa

Marlee Matlin: Disappointed There Isn't a Gay Sex Scandal?

"Al and Tipper Gore separating after 40 years. (iva @peoplemag) 40 years and now they separate? Wow." -- @marleematlin