Friday, May 7, 2010

Snoop Dogg & Katy Perry: It's Getting Hot in Here

"@snoopdogg so hot...did I melt your popsicle?!" -- @katyperry

"you melt my popsicle n burnt the stick rt: @katyperry : @snoopdogg so hot...did I melt your popsicle?!" -- @snoopdogg

Andrew WK: Sounds a Bit Fishy

"FISH TIP: If you were wondering, the answer is YES - fish can bite, chew, AND spit. 55% of the ocean is fish spit." -- @andrewwk

Larry King: Wolf's Got Some 'Xplaining to Do

"Congratulations @WolfBlitzerCNN! 20 years at CNN! Now only if he'd explain his name!" -- @kingsthings

Conan O'Brien: The Secret of Google

"I'm in San Jose and I'm going to visit Google. If you look up 'Google' on Google from Google, you see the face of God." -- @conanobrien

Jenny McCarthy: Who's That Boy?

"Yes I kissed a mystery man in Vegas. Everyone wants to know who he is or what his name is.... So would I. Lol." -- @jennyfrommtv

Serena Williams: Needs a Fast Food Fix

"Help!!!!!!!!!! At dinner with the worlds MOST BORING guy!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh I'm gonna go to bathroom and never come back!!!" -- @serenajwilliams

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Rivers Cuomo: Brevity is the Key to Conversation

I wish everybody had a 140 character limit when they're talking to me in real life. --@riverscuomo

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Danny DeVito: Woos with Toes

Troll Foot loves Sweet Dee http://yfrog.com/jcckjj --@Danny_Devito

Thomas Lennon: Take Responsibility

Windows 7 was NOT my idea. Putting capes on Squirrels WAS. --@thomaslennon

Justin Bieber: Keeping the Peace with the Kardashians

ladies calm down. @kimkardashian is a friend. a very sexy friend but a friend. no need 4 threats. Let's all be friends and hang out often ;) --@justinbieber

Tony Hawk: Just Another Day at the Skate Park

Just pulled the A-Team van up to a skatepark in New Hampshire, jumped out and rode. Nobody there thought it was strange. --@TonyHawk

Monday, May 3, 2010

Leonard Nimoy: Haters to the Left

"I came to a fork in the road. One way for cynics, the other for me." -- @therealnimoy

Marlee Matlin: Hear No Evil

"At the dentist..so glad I'm deaf. I can only imagine what that drill sounds like!!! :)" -- @marleematlin

Ice T & Rose McGowan: Puzzled by Inflatable Bums

"I just watched a commercial for something called "Booty Pop Panties...?" How does a girl play that off in the bedroom??" -- @finallevel

"Right?!! RT @FINALLEVEL: just watched a commercial for something called "Booty Pop Panties" How does a girl play that off in the bedroom??" -- @rosemcgowan

John Cusak: Tweet Anything

"would love if all flag sucking halfwits who saw lloyd dobbler as a-political would unfollow-- they didnt pay attention to film anyway" -- @johncusak

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Nicole Richie: A Modern Divorce

"Ladies & Gentlemen I am single. @JoelMadden has left me for the Ipad" -- @nicolerichie

Holly Madison: Not a Follower

"Dear @Robin_Leach, if I wanted to follow Paris Hilton, I would. Thank You." -- @hollymadison123

Trending Justin: Today's Bieber Tweets

Today in Trending Bieber, some Twitter rumors of Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber dating -- started by the boy wonder himself.

"Look its my girlfriend @kimkardashian http://tweetphoto.com/20716573" -- @justinbieber

Look its my girlfriend @kimkardashian

"I officially have Bieber Fever!!! RT @justinbieber: Look its my girlfriend @kimkardashian http://tweetphoto.com/20716573" -- @kimkardashian

"@justinbieber with @KimKardashian now she wants to know are you guys really dating? Ha Apparently you guys met at dinner last night in DC" -- @ryanseacrest

Adrianne Curry: Love and Marriage

"you know youve been married 2 long when your dripping wet&naked out of the shower and your spouse flies by u and pecks ur cheek" -- @adriannecurry

Rosario Dawson: Change She Doesn't Believe In

"Times Square car bomb scare-really?!?! WTF?!?! You don't have to kill (or attempt to kill) people to advocate for change!!!!! #stopterrorism" -- @rosariodawson

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Tom Colicchio: Top Agent to the Stars (and Former Presidents)

Obama has a career in stand up in another 6 years --@tom_colicchio

Weird Al: Such Tweet Nuptials

Just watched my buddy Seth Green get married. Beautiful wedding. Much love to him and his lovely bride Clare. --@alyankovic

Al Roker: On Crowd Control

Lotta folks upset about a cooking segment 1 hours before the Derby. Like the cooking is keeping the Derby from going off. Chill, people. --@AlRoker

Caroline Mazo: Family Photos of More Real NJ Housewives

Share photos on twitter with Twitpic
My mother!!! God help me... http://twitpic.com/1k3hs7

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The bride (Candice) & her maid of honor (Lauren) http://twitpic.com/1k3i00

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Big sister cookie.... I can't http://twitpic.com/1k3lok

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My niece Sarah http://twitpic.com/1k3nx8

Omar Epps: A Loyal Subject of the Queen

This beautiful woman has played an important part in my journey of being an artist.... Love her so much!

his beautiful woman has played an important part in my journey of being an artist.... Love her so much! --@omarepps

Shannen Doherty: Beware of Guard Dog

While I'm away, I leave you with...Leroy
While I'm away, I leave you with...Leroy http://tweetphoto.com/20713852
--@DohertyShannen

And Now Another Installment of: Amanda Bynes Tweets From a Quote Book

I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it. - Audrey Hepburn

I believe everything happens for a reason, people change so you can learn to let them go. - Marilyn Monroe

If music be the food of love, play on....... - William Shakespeare

When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone. - Robert Brault

Someone to tell it to is one of the fundamental needs of human beings. - Miles Franklin

I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles. - Audrey Hepburn

And this concludes tonight's, Amanda Bynes Tweets from a Quote Book.

To get more inspirational quotes, you can read a book, or see a movie, or follow... @AmandaBynes

Stan Lee: Starting a Comic Book Nation

But not even the irresistible lure of Vegas will detract me from our Mission Prime--- to create the perfect nation! Excelsior! --@smilinstanlee