Gretchen Rossi: Real Housewife Meets Desperate Housewife Life

In front of "Gaby's" house on Wisteria lane! So fun to be on set! http://tweetphoto.com/17525455

Margaret Cho: Name That Object

"http://twitpic.com/1dv1gr - What is it? I found it at my house. For cooking? Or sex toy?" -- @margaretcho

Nicky Hilton: ...Or if Your Last Name Is Hilton

"Chose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." -Confucius
--@NickyHilton

Ricky Martin: Jedi in Training

""Feel the force"- Yoda (gotta love this guy)" -- @ricky_martin

Ice T: Take It From a True Player...

"Daily Game: If a guy asks you"Dose your girl have a sister?" He truly wishes to have sex with YOUR girl. He desires what he sees right then." -- @finallevel

Joel McHale: Silly Rabbit

"Its been 3 days and this Easter Bunny fellow wont leave my house. He just sits around watching Sports Center and hiding my stuff. Any Ideas?" -- @joelmchale

Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy: Who Needs a Publicist When You've Got Twitter?

"Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best! S'okay! ?;^>" -- @jimcarrey

"Im so grateful for the years Jim and I had together. I will stay committed to Jane and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart." -- @jennyfrommtv

It might not be the first Twitter divorce announcement - but it's definitely the first celebrity one!

Nicole Richie: It's Been 7 Hours and 15 Days... Might Wanna See a Doctor

Cuz nothing compares... nothing compares to poo. --@nicolerichie

Celebs Tweet: Guess Who's Coming to a Scrabble Board Near You?

"Rules of scrabble changed to allow proper nouns: http://bit.ly/cE7nWH. "Seacrest" is worth 60 pts (if u can sneak 8 tiles) thanks dad !" -- @ryanseacrest

"the new scrabble better include a dollar sign tile so i can spell "ke$ha"" -- @stephenathome

"Don't get your knickers in a twist. Unless you're a Scrabble pro, play by whatever rules you damn well please." -- @ebertchicago

"So... Scrabble now allows proper nouns. In other board game news, Parker Bros' SORRY is no longer apologetic." -- @alyssa_milano

Tyra Banks: The World Is HER Oyster, Bitch

"ate off my friend's plate today. I couldn't help it!! it looked better than mine. I love trying new foods." -- @tyrabanks

Meghan McCain: Spicing Up the Blogosphere

"being referred to as "pundit spice" - I know I should be offended but I laughed. and the spice girls still rock my world" -- @mccainblogette

Pamela Anderson: God Is a Guest Judge on 'Dancing With the Stars?'

"In Gods hands... Thank you for all your support and votes. I'm nervous. I really want to do well. I have so much more .....rollers in..px" -- @pameladanderson

Diablo Cody: Yep, She's Pregnant

"Thanks for the congrats on my fetus! No secrets here; just thought it would be fun to see how big I could get before someone noticed." -- @diablocody

Kellie Martin: The Zen Signal

I'm trying very hard not to have road rage on my way to yoga. Can you say ohm while flipping someone off? --@Kellie_Martin

Mindy Kaling: Is On Team Sandy B

Every conversation I have these days I subconsciously steer into somehow being able to go off on a long vitriolic rant about jesse james --@mindykaling

Lindsay Lohan & Perez Hilton: Another Day, Another Twitter Fight

"@lindsaylohan Are you okay? Hope you're in a positive place and getting help." -- @perezhilton

"@perezhilton your statement couldn't be more wrong in every single way. And I find your accusations and slanderous remarks to be gross." -- @lindsaylohan

"@perezhilton then again, Karma is a bitch, isn't it? I can't imagine what yours will be" -- @lindsaylohan

"@lindsaylohan ME being the one on drugs? Denial must be your middle name! And Enabler is your mother's! #pray4lindsay" -- @perezhilton

P Diddy: Having Marathon Flashbacks

"I can't stop now. I made it this far. I might as well win the race!!!!!! Meet you at the finish line!!!! You can do it! Let's go!!!!!" -- @iamdiddy

Jane Fonda: Excuse Me? Who *Doesn't* Wear Sunglasses in the Tub?

"Me in the bath blogging from my blackberry http://bit.ly/dvpEBS" -- @janefonda

Nick Cannon: Call Him Dr. Love

"We are trying to save relationships this morning! Playas, I got you!"

"Somebody is willing to quit her job at the strip club to save her relationship! That's Hood love!"

"On the phone now with a couple who have locked themselves in separate rooms. HILARIOUS! I got alot of work to do on this one 923now.com"

"This lady named Tierra says the only way she will let her man out of the doghouse is if he gets her name tatted on his neck! WHOA"

"He said YES!!! To get his girl back he is going to get her name Tatted on him! I love hood love!"

"I saved their Ghetto Ass Relationship! LOL shout out to Antonio and Tierra!" -- @nickcannon

"That's not only hood?RT @NickCannon: Somebody is willing to quit her job at the strip club to save her relationship! That's Hood love!" -- @unclerush

Questlove: Back to Life, Back to Reality

"i *really* hate that hoarders/intervention are gonna be the highlight of my night tonight." -- @questlove

Alyssa Milano: Johnny 5 Is NOT Alive, Girl

"I love my iPad so much I kind of want to make out with it. #DontJudgeMe" -- @alyssa_milano

Rainn Wilson: Music for the Senses

"Phil Collins songs sound like burps smell." -- @rainnwilson

Diablo Cody: Lunch From the Candy Aisle

"Stale Peeps can be melted down and repurposed as a delicious sandwich spread. Add jelly beans for fiber and crunch." -- @diablocody

Roger Ebert: Don't Believe a Peep Out of His Mouth!

"http://twitpic.com/1dg5wd - Okay! Okay! I'll betray Osama Bin Laden!" -- @ebertchicago

Trending Tiger: Celebs Tweet

"Tiger is getting grillllled. Damn." -- @nickyhilton

""it feels great to be playing golf again and I can't wait to get my fuck on." -Tiger Woods #fakequote" -- @dougbenson

"NOT watching Tiger.... I care 0% about him. Now Fred Couples is the man, love him & he's Italian. Win WIn there! @mikea775" -- @realscottbaio

"Watching the news- do we really need a book that explains why Tiger cheats?" -- @candacebure

"Tiger Woods returns to the Masters today and after a lenghty break, many wonder if he'll be compelled to play some extra holes! d;^• "4"" -- @jimcarrey

Tila Tequila: Here's Some Advice - Do the Exact Opposite of What She Says

"AWESOME! I LOVE TO CONNECT W/PEOPLE & GIVE ADVICE! SO I WILL HAVE THE LIVE PHONE SESSIONS AGAIN TONIGHT AROUND 11PM PST! OK? =)"

"TILA'S ADVICE HOTLINE NUMBER (FREE): 860-256-8452. Leave a message now with ur questions & Tonight I will call back at 11pm pst! -Retwet" -- @omgtila

Ke$ha: Live Outside the Box

"in a house that looks like a spaceship. Waaaaay into it. Why are houses all square? Hmm" -- @keshasuxx

Marlee Matlin: Prince (as in Charles)... Madonna (as in Jesus' Mom)

"Nora is Nora Ephron. There's also Fran (as in Drescher), Hillary (as in Duff), Jessica (as in Simpson) and Mary Tyler (as in Moore) !!" -- @marleematlin

Kelly Clarkson: America Needs Some New Idols

"Not gonna mention names but I'm listening to the radio and there is some really stupid music by some really popular artists ....worries me" -- @kelly_clarkson

Weird Al: Doesn't Endorse Peepritos

"FYI... a Peeps burrito is not as good as it sounds." -- @alyankovic

Aubrey O'Day: This Landlord Means Business

"Never let an unwelcome tenant live rent-free in your head!" -- @aubreyoday

Paris Hilton: What Are the Odds She's Using It for Her Period?

"I Love my new I-Pad. So much fun! Technology rocks!" -- @parishilton

Taylor Swift: Needs the Number to an Ear Worm Exterminator

"I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude.." -- @taylorswift13

Trending Justin: Today's Celebrity Bieber Tweets

"You're upset b/c you missed @justinbieber at the WH aren’t you? On again in a couple minutes. It's ok. http://wh.gov/live" -- @whitehouse

"@kenjeong's official website: www.bieberfever.com" -- @gillianjacobs

"@justinbieber is tweeting about me again. He's obsessed! Which new song is about me, beebz? If it's "Eenie Meenie", we have a problem." -- @conanobrien

"Fun fact: while i sleep @ConanOBrien grows stronger"
"@ConanOBrien the mighty kong has awoken from his slumber" -- @justinbieber

Kathy Griffin & Lauren Conrad: D-List Best Buds

"D-List update. Filmed with Cloris Leachman on Friday and with Lauren Conrad today. We do it all! Its fun to explain who LC is to my mom." -- @kathygiffin

"Just filmed with Kathy Griffin for My Life on the D list. Fell in love with her mother... Think it's the beginning of a beautiful friendship" -- @laurenconrad

T-Pain: That Shit's Mad Cheesy

"Is it me or do they just NOT wanna make better commercials for Chuckie cheese. I'm pretty sure they can with all the technology these days" -- @nbtpain

Bill Cosby: No Mr. President in His Future

My job is wonderful. No congress, no tea party people... RT @bettydog12 Hey @BillCosby Why didn’t you never run 4 President??? ---@BillCosby

Patti Stanger: I Don't Think She's Referring to Dignity

LEAVE SOMETHING BEHIND. Little perfume on pillow, casserole in oven, tidy home, a note. A nice reminder makes him think about you all day. --@pattistanger

Heidi Montag: Who Knew She Could Write?

it's a beautiful day to be writing my action movie with my team. I have been watching Rambo and been inspired to be the Femme Fatale of 2011 --@heidimontag

David Spade: Reports on Dog Food and Easter Bunnies

My mom made great food for easter except um. One of these is dog food.. Uncool. Maybe next time we put on floor

Ps. Saw this kick ass rabbit on easter. Too cool

Julie Benz: Video Diva... Sometimes

Sometimes I blast the AC in my car, turn the vents towards me as I sing loud and pretend I'm in a music video... But only sometimes...--@juliebenz

John Stamos: And Now, a Picture of John With a Monkey

"what do you kids want to see from the road? be creative- i'm feeling adventurous."

"http://twitpic.com/1d0qpn - lot of requests had something to do with nudity-and one wanted to see me with a monkey" -- @johnstamos

Danny Pudi: Stop Hogging the Bunny Little Dudes!

"http://tweetphoto.com/17009980 These kids are taking 4ever. I wanna chat with the rabbit. Happy Easter all! Hope (cont) http://tl.gd/nsvf9" -- @dannypudi

Pink: Being Older Has Its Advantages

"Just went to a bday party for a 3 year old. Is it wrong to push children out of the way to get to the bouncy slide?" -- @pink

Tony Hawk: Prepare for the KISS of Death

"Gene Simmons wants to sell me life insurance. NO JOKE (I couldn't make that up). He must know of my plans to rock & roll all night." -- @tonyhawk

Clay Walker: Getting to Know You...

"does anybody else like suckin the heads of crawfish??" -- @claywalker

Star Jones: Making Sense of the Census

"IRONY: making an issue out of the President's race daily...but having an issue when HE checks the "black" box for the census...SMDH" -- @starjonesesq

Celebs Tweet: A Visit From the iPad Bunny

"I love my iPad so much I kind of want to make out with it. #DontJudgeMe" -- @alyssa_milano

"I want an iPad SOOOO...much...it, it, the fee- it...flame. Flames. FLAMES? On the side of my face...breathing, breathl- heaving breaths..." -- @actuallynph

"The iPad is the best toy I've ever played with" -- @davidblaine

"Got an ipad for Hef and put a bunch of apps I think he will like on it:) soo excited to give it to him" -- @crystalharris

"700,000 iPads sold today. Steve Jobs turned up at the Palo Alto Apple store. Just sayin'. http://j.mp/9mT3Lu" -- @ebertchicago

"Are ipads Jewish?" -- @bravoandy

"Just got the new iPad. This amazing device has already revolutionized the way I use a calculator." -- @conanobrien

"The burning question about the iPad is: will it blend? (and would you like salt with that?) http://bit.ly/co6zxe" -- @tonyhawk

"I wish my iPad were smaller and made calls, or that it folded up and had a keyboard attached." -- @rainnwilson

"Poor kindle. It's already like having a record." -- @jennyfrommtv

"I Love my new I-Pad. So much fun! Technology rocks!" -- @parishilton

"Apple has sold over 300,000 iPads. Tampax has released a statement saying they are officially unimpressed." -- @nicechucknice

"Checked out the new #IPAD. It's sensational." -- @jackiecollins

"Two days in and this iPad continues to impress me!" -- @levarburton

Katy Perry & Lindsay Lohan: Peep Peeps

"One of my fav holidays is tomorrow. If every day could be filled with pastels, bunnies, baby chicks & chocolate filled eggs I would b happy." -- @katyperry

"@katyperry sweet and refreshing, I agree" -- @lindsaylohan

Alicia Keys: Stardom's Not all Glitz and Glamor

"The smell in my dressing room is sooo STANK!!!! peeee-yooouuuuu!!!!! LOL but bout to Rock HOUSTON! Be back soon getting dressed! much love!" -- @aliciakeys

Rainn Wilson: Hits Oprah Where It Hurts

"Hey @Oprah, I'm tweeting this while driving! I always do! Keeps me on my toes & makes me a better driveeeeeeee aaaaahahhhhhh!!!!!!!" -- @rainnwilson

Josh Groban And Perez Hilton Sound Off On Medical Marijuana

"Hi Everybodyyyy!" "HI DR. NIIIICK!" RT @perezhilton I just saw a billboard advertising a medical marijuana doctor. Only in Los Angeles!

Simpsons reference not a personal quotation to my weed doc. Who says I can't get stoned? My imaginary friend Control Freaky Mc Party Pooper

--@JoshGroban

Lady Gaga: Kiss the Cook Apron Implied, Not Worn

Ah, the good old days. Who says you can't make a music video for a BBQ --@LadyGaga

P-Diddy: Feelin' Like a Kiddy

With the kids at adventureland! Just got off the bumper cars!!!!! About to get on the battering ram!! Im Keeping up with these 12 year olds! --@iamdiddy

Ice-T: Pondering the Reality of the Twitter Universe

No hate.. But sometimes I see some of the people that have over a million followers and ask myself.... Who is really on Twitter???? --@FINALLEVEL

Questlove: He Just Don't Know What to Do With Himself

man. never had "nothing to do" at 9pm. like no dj gig/rehearsal/work. im so overwhelmed its making me kinda sleepy w/ all the freedom i have --@questlove

Courtney Love: New Fashion Take on Love

can i repeat myself i cant bear it, i am not dating anyone. thank you, back to my burkah --@CourtneyLoveUK

NeNe Leakes: Atlanta Housewife and Southern Cooker With The Best of 'Em

Just finished up my photo shoot with Paula dean cooking mag! Check me out n an upcoming issue n my kitchen! Just fabulous hunni --@NeNeLeakes

Thomas Lennon: Disappointed in Sexy Santa

Dang, turns out Beverly Center only has Sexy Santa at Christmas. Makes sense I guess. --@ThomasLennon

Dan Harmon: Professional Filing

Organizing. Now in subfolder "butt," under "poop" on the "stuff" drive. I guess "bad writing and porn" was too on the nose.

And please don't ask why "butt" is in "poop" instead of the other way around. If I could plan ahead that much, I'd be President.

--@DanHarmon

And the Tweet of the Week Goes to...

Joel McHale's April Fools Hackdown of Ryan Seacrest!!!

Here are some highlights:
"@joelmchale and I just got mani pedis together!!!! Just kidding I was alone: http://bit.ly/a8tcuG #seacresthacked"

"Ryan here: just interviewed @SelenaGomez. She was awesome. Really connected. PSYCH! IT'S STILL JOEL! #seacresthacked"

"Very excited! Lady GaGa! Justin Bieber! Demi Lovato! Merlin Cyrus, Kristen Stewhead, Jimbo Rashhon, Moe han, dooooo, ! Rando l;asldfkj."

"Weird! @BillyBush and I wear the same eyeliner. Who knew?! #seacresthacked"

Honorable Mentions:
Shaq - Here's to looking on the bright side!
Sarah Silverman - Glad God finally came out of the closet

Nolan Gould: Great New Holiday

Happy act like a T-Rex day! My brother and I are fighting each other with tiny T-Rex arms and having a blast! --@Nolan_Gould

Goldie Hawn: Former or Current Wiccan?

Full moon tonight. The mountains surrounding our house are glowing white, mystical, I am reminded of the magic of life. Look up and dream --@GoldieHawn

Lindsay Lohan: Set Up!

Security @Voyeur nightclub in LA just set me up&paid off paparazzi to not let me in the back door and come to take photos of me in the back

Just one thing-i came to PICK UP MY FRIEND @electraavellan from the back and NOT even go into the club! Yet- I get sold out by guys that

By guys that I treat with respect and kindness...... They got paid off to let paparazzi make me look like I was distraught and a mess, when

I was just waiting for my friend at the back door...... Worse part is, my friends who run the club were a part of the set-up as well. Why?

--@lindsaylohan

John Larroquette: Steamy Make Out With Words

Nothing more delicious than a good script to chew on. This is going to be such fun. Walked through a Chicago rain tonight and felt kissed. --@JohnLarroquette

Tony Hawk: Ah Yes, The "Ow, Quit It" Theory

My 8-year-old: "My next science experiment is called... Will This Annoy My Brother?" Solid theory, should be a good dissertation. --@TonyHawk

Justin Bieber: Mama's Boy

Happy Birthday Momma. Thank u for always being there for me. I love u and today is your day @studiomama --@justinbieber

Jim Carrey: 100% Pure, Uncut, Carrey

RT The Jim Carrey twitter stream is concieved and written by me personally, not an assistant. For better or worse,THIS SH%T IS PURE!!! ?;^> --@JimCarrey

Reverend Run: Tiger Woods Is a Robot?!

"Real men & women dont cheat..... jus sayin" -- @revrunwisdom

Jim Carrey: Confucius in Training

"I think it was me who said, "Boredom is for those who are afraid to masterbate." G'night folks! ;^)" -- @jimcarrey

Neil Diamond: Joke's on Him?

"Wow, just heard I finally got nominated for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame!!"

"Thanks for all the kind words and congrats on my Rock Hall nomination but... Gotcha! April Fools!!!" -- @neildiamond

Katy Perry: Willing to Wait Till April 2nd

"The key 2 a good april fools joke is starting late, when all the other jokes r done & the chuckles have faded. Hit em as the sun is settin!" -- @katyperry

Trending Justin: Today's Bieber Tweets

"I'm either hallucinating from jetlag or else I just saw @justinbeiber in the parking lot..." -- @jaredleto

"Go get Justin Bieber's new album "MY WORLD 2.0" Shit is crazy! #bieberordie click here--> http://tinyurl.com/ylybvpd" -- @iamdiddy

"Clownin' around with the Biebs. http://bit.ly/bc6r4A" -- @zacharylevi

Kim Kardashian Is a(n) (April) Fool for Nicole Richie

Nicole's takeover of Kim's Twitter Acct:
"Sometimes I think I am a lesbian because HOT DAMN I think Nicole Richie is fffooooiiinnneee!"

"Oh what am I doing? Just staring at a picture of Nicole Richie's tig ol' bitties!"

"Nicole Richie reminds me of my jeep"

"Just got back from a long day, and my room smells like @jonathancheban dookie."

"@amandadecadenet Doll WHAT are you talking about its me Kim! I'm just not myself because Ive had diarrhea all day so I'm dehydrated"

"I wish I was Joel Madden."

"@KhloeKardashian the question is are YOU okay! Shut up Khloe!"

"By the way @Joelmadden might be the hottest man alive. I loveeeeee a good daddy."

"HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! LOVE ALWAYS, NICOLE, KHLOE, AND JONATHAN xoxo"

----

"OMG @NicoleRichie hacked my twitter everyone!!!! That was hands down the funniest April Fools!!!"

"Let's hope Nicole doesn't hack again... Should I keep her picture up though? LOL"

Joel Madden: Shouldn't Let His Wife Near His Computer

Nicole Richie April Fools Her Boo

"I LOVE BOOBS. MAN-BOOBS."

"Hey @paulaabdul I wanna smell your armpits."

"Hey @dollyparton I'm thirsty. Got any milk in those jugs?"

"Hey @ashleytisdale HUBBA HUBBA"

"You are caliente @ricky_martin!"

"Just got tattooed. Got B's on my butt cheecks so when I bend over it spells BOB"

--
"Soooooo should have known Nicole would hack my twitter on #aprilfools she hasn't even said Happy Bday to GC. #welcometomylife"

Stephen Colbert: I'm Thinking April May Go Out Like a Lion Then

march is going out like a lamb. mmm, can't wait for april gyros --@StepehAtHome

Meghan McCain: A Very McCain Christmas

how hilarious is this old family xmas card? even then I am mugging for the camera, haha :-)
--@McCainBlogette

Shaq: Math Skillz

I may be 80 percent idiot, but I'm not 100 percent --@THE_REAL_SHAQ

Mariah Carey: No Treats for Tricks

"Be clear..If anyone who works for me (even if we're kool)trys to "april fool" me they are so fired." -- @mariahcarey

Roger Ebert: Big Fan of Palin

http://twitpic.com/1ciec8 - Tea Party reading material. --@ebertchicago

Joel McHale: April Fools Ryan Seacrest

I'm Joel McHale. I've taken over Ryan's Twitter and his treehouse. Anyone know how to bake cookies? --@RyanSeacrest

http://ryanseacrest.com is mine. --@RyanSeacrest

Whoops. Looks like I crashed your website again. Sorry ry ry. ;-) --@RyanSeacrest

In case u ever want to hack Ryan, his password is "thirdnipple". --@RyanSeacrest

Did you know "Little Miss Perfect" was originally supposed to a reality show about Seacrest? #seacresthacked --@RyanSeacrest

Ryan bought a yacht and will be sailing away on it as soon as he gets it out of the bottle. #seacresthacked --@RyanSeacrest

Ryan here: just interviewed @SelenaGomez. She was awesome. Really connected. PSYCH! IT'S STILL JOEL! #seacresthacked --@RyanSeacrest

my precious... http://ryanseacrest.com --@RyanSeacrest

Know the difference between me and Ryan? About 2 feet 3 inches. That should be obvious. --@RyanSeacrest

.@joelmchale is the greatest thing since Twilight and Twilight New Moon. #seacresthacked --@RyanSeacrest

Seacrest here - has anyone seen me pot o' gold? http://bit.ly/a8tcuG --@RyanSeacrest

Important announcement. E! News has moved to Fridays at 10. More info: http://bit.ly/a8tcuG --@RyanSeacrest

Very excited! Lady GaGa! Justin Bieber! Demi Lovato! Merlin Cyrus, Kristen Stewhead, Jimbo Rashhon, Moe han, dooooo, ! Rando l;asldfkj. --@RyanSeacrest

Weird! @BillyBush and I wear the same eyeliner. Who knew?! #seacresthacked --@RyanSeacrest

@joelmchale and I just got mani pedis together!!!! Just kidding I was alone: http://bit.ly/a8tcuG #seacresthacked --@RyanSeacrest

I'm done here...Ry guy, I give you back your twitter. Final thoughts: When you stand on my shoulder it looks like I have a neck tattoo of me --@RyanSeacrest

Oh and you should leave http://ryanseacrest.com the way it is. It's so meaty. --@RyanSeacrest

And from Joel's Account....

Guess ryanseacrest.com crashed from too many visitors. I like to think @ryanseacrest couldn't reach the keyboard high on the desk to keep up --@joelmchale

I figured out @RyanSeacrest 's twitter password. "frostedtipboosterseat". Have at it.

Okay I was wrong about @RyanSeacrest 's first twitter password. It's actually: "LittleEllenJockeyPants" --@joelmchale

Sorry! Got the password wrong again for @RyanSeacrest 's twitter. It's "MetroFrodoBaggins". Enjoy. #seacresthacked --@joelmchale

So sorry. I now finally have @RyanSeacrest 's actual twittr passwrd: "hairlesslittlechoirboybody". Tweet away.--@joelmchale

Pictures from the fiasco

Joan Rivers: You Can't Trust Anyone These Days

"Tiger cheated. Jesse James cheated. I once asked my husband Edgar, "Are you flirting with our maid?" He said, "NO! I'm sleeping with her."" -- @joan_rivers

Roger Ebert: Way into Casual Clothing

Just finished the endless New Yorker survey about consumer behavior. I lost heart when L. L. Bean was not included. --@ebertchicago

Kathy Griffin: It Took You This Long to Decide?

"Ok, I've made a decision. Hey @Heidimontag, you do not appear to be very intelligent. Also, your husband looks a little "date rape-y"." -- @kathygriffin

Martha Stewart: Step 1 - Place Chicken in Front of TV to Watch Her Show

"http://su.pr/AdkWMa Watch my home video of putting my chicken to sleep" -- @marthastewart

Lindsay Lohan: A Totally Respectful Not Crazy At All Ex-Girlfriend

@samantharonson - thanks for this :) http://tinyurl.com/yasqy4y --@lindsaylohan

Twitter Fools: April Fools Pranks From the Celebs

"Happy April Fools Day! I'm warning all my friends now, don't try any jokes with me today... I cannot be fooled!
What's the best April Fool's joke u guys have played on someone? I may prank someone on the west coast and wake them up now! LOL" --@Kim"Clowning Around"Kardashian

"I'm not playing any April's Fools pranks today. EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE!!! April's Fool's, you stupid fucks!" --@MichalIanBlack

"happy april fool's day!! wow, it's already april?? where has this year gone??" --@The Mandy "What Day is it" Moore

"Big News... I'm PREGGERS!...Gotcha. Happy April Fool's Day!" --@Tori "Super Skinny" Spelling

"My unbelievable Twitter family changed their avatars to my picture as an #AprilFools joke. All my mentions were me! Bwahahahaha!" --@A lot of Alyssa Milano

"PARTY TIP: Don't be afraid to be a fool. A smart person realizes that we're all fools - no one knows what's really going on." @Andrew "Buddah of Partying" WK

"As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”" -- @alyankovic

"April Fool's Day should be for kids, not adults... She should of told me she's really a democrat or something. Anything but pregnant." --@RealScottBaio

"I just broke my leg.."
"#aprilfools" - @joejonas

#Brothersandsisters Official! McCallister to die from drowning, falling into his soup during an endless Walker dinner. Happy April 1st. --@Robloweprofile

"Man, I am so tired. APRIL FOOL'S! I'm NOT tired. (I'm kind of tired)" --@ConanObrien

"3months pregnant:(...whats a girl to do??....this is going to be hard:( no more spanx:(...-of course this is April Fools!!:)" --@ciara

"I thought I was being April Fooled today when the cashier said "that comes to $80.00".... And I was buying ONE tube of lipstick! True story!" -- @ditavonteese

Mo Rocca: Politics of Oscars

Follow me here: If it turns out Sandra Bullock was aware of Jesse's Nazi shenanigans, can she be stripped of Oscar?

And if Sandra B. is forced to resign Oscar, will Meryl Streep step in as Oscar winner?

And if the Academy brings the deposed Sandra B. to trial, should Meryl pardon her?

--@MoRocca