Saints Win the Super Bowl: And the Celebrity Tweets Come Marching In

"Shaqstradamus does it again, congatulations new orleans, if any city deserves it, its you guys, now we gotta get lsu b ball bak on track" -- @the_real_shaq

"I'm in tears. I'm so proud of the New Orleans Saints!" -- @theellenshow

"Who dat there gonna beat them Saints!!!! We won the SUPERBOWL!!!!!!" -- @kimkardashian

"this is the best moment since obama won! saints amen!" -- @sandrabernhard

"Superbowl 2010 summed up in 4 things…1)Yay, Saints! 2)Two-point conversion catch, OMG! 3) I now ♥ Google AND Paris 4)"Milk-a-WHAT?!"" -- @yvettenbrown

Danny Devito: That Came Out Just Gross

"Troll Foot on a American Virgin" -- @danny_devito

Kathy Griffin: Wasn't Ready for Some Football

"Was there some game on today? I kept hearing people in the next room yelling & I just assumed it was because of tonight's "Teen Mom"" -- @officialkathyg

Celebrity Super Bowl Halftime Tweets: Tell Us How You Really Feel About The Who

"Saddest thing about The Who Halftime Show... They thought they killed it...!" --@levarburton

"This half-time show really makes me want to watch CSI." -- @rainnwilson

"This stage production is insane. The who? I can appreciate the blouse on the drummer." -- @solangeknowles

"The who's mullet drummer.. Yes" -- @joejonas

"Lady GaGa would have been soooo much better - and exciting - for the halftime show! Or Beyonce! Or Taylor Swift! Not the Who Cares?!" -- @perezhilton

"Ok they showing the Who now. Steve Windwood was cool but I needed a lil bit more than Higher Love #bringprinceback" -- @talibkweli

'The Who' should call themselves 'The Was.' -- @kevin_nealon

"http://twitpic.com/11zmwb - Who dat? The who. That's who" -- @joelmadden

Rainn Wilson: LA, California's Money Shot

It's so beautiful here today it's like angels are jizzing all over the face of Los Angeles. --@RainnWilson

Thomas Lennon: Are You All in Super Hero Onesies?

Just won a no holds barred pillow fight with @nerdist @MattMira and @jonahray. Won because I "became an idea," like Batman.

Lady Gaga: Brilliantly Blonde

Hair bleach makes for a brilliant morning. On way to rehearsal for world tour. Strapping on my leather boots, time to dance for my life. --@ladygaga

Leigh Torrence: Super Bowl Friday Night?

Is it game time yet or what? 10:45 PM Feb 5th from Twitterrific --@ltorrence24

Paula Abdul: Full of Fun Facts

Did you know??? 8 million pounds of guacamole is consumed on Super Bowl Sunday :) --@PaulaAbdul

Sandra Bernhard: Wants Victory in New Orleans

i am meditating for the saints victory it just seems so right, along with finishing up the rebuilding of new orleans, finally. --@SandraBernhard

Weird Al: What the Super Bowl Means to Him

Happy Best-Day-Of-The-Year-To-Go-To-Disneyland! --@alyankovic

Andy Cohen: Loves America, Not Carrie Underwood

So the only thing I look forward to abt the Superbowl is the natl anthem and I just found out it's Carrie Underwood. zzzz. --@bravoandy

Ke$ha: Wants to Run with The Big Dogg

I wanna rekord with snoop. Like. Right now. --@keshasuxx

Lauren Conrad: There Are Crazy Dog Ladies Too

People who walk their dogs down the street in baby strollers... I need someone to explain this to me. --@LaurenConrad

Reverend Run: Has a Lot to Live Up to...

"Jesus is the TRUTH! Try 2 b more like Dad! (Happy Sunday! :-o)" -- @revrunwisdom

Kim Zolciak: GPS Sex Is the New Phone Sex

"Hmm now the bitch on my gps sounds sexy today! Lmao! Maybe cause I'm not lost!" -- @kimzolciak

Joel Madden: Just Turned Into a Middle School Girl

"J-LO preforming at LIV I can't wait! I love J-LO. I suddenly love miami." -- @joelmadden

Paris Hilton: This Is How You Rock Shoulder Pads

"http://twitpic.com/11vdzi - My High School Ice Hockey Team Photo. Haha, so funny!" -- @parishilton

Hugh Hefner: Wants to Go Both Ways

"We're rooting for the Colt's because Kendra's Hank plays for Indianapolis, but New Orleans is a sentimental favorite too." -- @hughhefner

Michael Ian Black: What's Janet Jackson Up to Today?

"Today I'm just rooting for a good game and a streaker." -- @michaelianblack

Soulja Boy: Tipping the Scales

"Colts or Saints? I may place bets on both teams. #RichNiggaShit" -- @souljaboytellem

Star Jones: Got Her Degree From NBC

Just 'cause I've seen all the Law & Order episodes doesn't make me qualified to be Attorney General...& I'm a really good lawyer! LOL --@starjonesesq

Zachary Levi: Ready for the Big Ad Game

Sad for Favre. But happy the Saints will finally get a shot in the big show. May the best team win. Can't wait for the commercials. --@ZacharyLevi

Larry King: Doesn't Follow His Heart When it Comes to The Big Game

Superbowl forecast: Colts win! Colts win! I love the Saints emotionally, but my brain says Manning can’t lose --@kingsthings

Al Roker: Got Your Back on the Weekend Weather Front

normally don't tweet on weekends, but this was a crazy storm and next week looks just as bad so wanna give you twitterians the heads up --@alroker

Kirstie Alley: Football Will Make Ya Jump, Jump!

GOOD MORNING SUPER BOWL HEADS...I don't know anything about football even though I was a cheerleader..only got in because I could JUMP high --@KirstieAlley

Snooki: Must Be Love, Their Sunglasses Match

My baby..guido couple http://tweetphoto.com/10662778 --@Sn00ki

Holly Madison: Next Stop, Hogwarts

"http://twitpic.com/11o2sl - I'm a wizard in my Snuggie!" -- @hollymadison123

Soleil Moon Frye: Take That Peter Pan

"One of the things I love about being a grown up... Being able to eat ice cream as a late dinner." -- @moonfrye

Solange Knowles: Just Sashay Away

"Holy shit. The tranny don't like me guys. I usually pop off when feeling i feel disrespected but she's too big to take. #sololuvthetrannys." -- @solangeknowles

Melissa Joan Hart: Gateway Donut

"Masons first trip to Dunkin Donuts! He has tasted the goodness and I'll never be able to tear him away now! http://twitpic.com/11p3jg" -- @mellyjhart

Jessica Simpson: We're All Douchebags Sometimes!

"Ha! Heck I took my pants off!!RT @petewentz: why did i take my shirt off for the cover of rolling stone? thats official douchbag behavior." -- @jessicasimpson

Adrianne Curry: From One Reality TV Gal to Another

"Dear Tila Teqila...shut the f*ck up & go away. Love-The Human Race" -- @adriannecurry

Josh Groban: Layoffs @joshgroban

I was like watching like The Doors on HBO and then like I got in my car and like The Doors were totally like on the radio. far out.

So sorry, the girls I hired to run my twitter account for the day failed miserably and have just been sacked.

Also, those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have also been sacked.

--@joshgroban

Mindy Kaling: Don't Leave Home Without Doing It

Clearing internet history should be something you can do remotely --@MindyKaling

Mike Tyson: Has Bad Brakes

one thing me and a toyota got in common: cant fuckin stop --@_miketyson_

Amanda Bynes: Another One Bites the Dust?

MY advice: stay away from jealous folx. who needs em! they're just out to put you down. YUCK!

Twitter it's been real.

--@amandabynes

Lisa Rinna: Learn How to Drive, She Needs Her Sleep

Thanks to Charlie Sheens car going over the cliff I heard helicopters from 4am to 7am not so happy this am! --@lisarinna

And the Celebrity Tweet of the Week Goes to:

Questlove!!!
"http://twitpic.com/11d07s - Hmm HR?" -- @questlove



Honorable Mentions:
Andrew WK - Party on, captain!
Ke$ha - Be sure to tweet about your anal probe!
Kerry Kenney - Make sure you get his name before the honeymoon...

Ke$ha: How to Stay Edgy

"I just made up like 5 words in THAT interview." -- @keshasuxx

P Diddy: You Can't Tell Me How To Live! You're Not My Real Dad!

You must have this!! --->http://www.twitpic.com/11ilzi --@iamdiddy

Star Jones: It's Not Safe For You Here, I Know Where You Are

Tweeps!!! I know where some of you live & I SHOULDN'T! Sisters...remove that LOCATOR feature from Uber Twitter right now...Not safe! --@StarJonesEsq

Pete Wentz: Regrets Those Topless Pics

"why did i take my shirt off for the cover of rolling stone? that will haunt me to my grave. thats official douchbag behavior." -- @petewentz

Ciara: Joint Videos Are Only Second to Romantic Getaways

"EVERYONE I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE...BOW WOW & I HAVE GOTTEN BACK TOGETHER! YES IT IS OFFICIAL & WE'RE GOING TO DO A VID SOON" -- @ciara

(ed) Looks like someone hacked Ciara's acct! The tweet was deleted.

"Hey everyone, i am sooo sorry for any confusion if any. it was very immature for someone to hack my account! i am hoping that everything.." -- @ciara

Tila Tequila: That Was Quick

"HELLOOOOO WORLD! THIS BITCH IS BAAACK! POW! U MISS ME?? =)" --@officialtila
about 6 hours ago from web

"TILA MUTHAFUCKING BOMBASS TEQUILA IS BACK, BETTER THAN EVER, AND STILL DOESNT KNOW HOW 2 TURN OFF CAPSLOCK! HA!" --@officialtila
about 3 hours ago from web

P Diddy: You Can Almost Hear His Foot Stamping the Floor

"I am mad at blackberry!!! I'm about to start a trending topic in there ass!!! My blackberry been cuttin off like 7 times a day! I'm mad!!!!" -- @iamdiddy

Paula Abdul: Let's Hope She Doesn't Believe She Can Fly

"I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it!!! xoxo" -- @paulaabdul

Bob Saget: Giving Stewart Smalley Life Lessons

Every day you need to look yourself in the mirror and say, 'Don't be talking to yourself in the mirror today, you're alone in your house.' --@bobsaget

Hugh Hefner: Needs a More Authentic Smoking Jacket Next Time

"I've been nominated for a Razzie for my portrayal of Hugh Hefner in "Miss March." Maybe I didn't understand the character ;)" -- @hughhefner

John Mayer: Could Use a Little More Snap, Crackle, Pop

"My life on the road is a lot like '70s Fleetwood Mac, except instead of cocaine it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch." -- @johncmayer

Dita Von Teese: Classic Fantastic

"It just occured to me that I could wear 90% of my clothes when I'm 70 & still be age-appropriately dressed!" -- @ditavonteese

Snooki: About 10 Other People Feel This Way, Too!

"Goin to leno for the 3rd time! I'm pretty sure he's my fav. Person right now" -- @snooki

Questlove: Are You Sure This Isn't a 30 Rock Joke?

"http://twitpic.com/11d07s - Hmm HR?" -- @questlove

Holly Madison: This Would Be a Popular YouTube Video

"If you are gonna jump rope, don't forget a bra. I've been hittin' myself in the face all morning." -- @hollymadison123

Joan Rivers: Baby Don't Got Back

"Just landed in Missouri. On way to Wichita to perform. Very flat here, like Renee Zelwegger's ass!" -- @joan_rivers

Padma Lakshmi: Life - It's So Hard

"Just did a fabulous tasting with a great catering company that is bidding for the blossom ball. I'm so stuffed I can barely breathe!" -- @padmalakshmi

Courtney Love: TV Sometimes Has Unintended Consequences

"watched episode 5 pf season6 "entourage" on www.tvgorge.com it makes me REALLY SERIOSLY want to learn GOLF wich seems so fun, dont miss la!" -- @courtneyloveuk

Larry King: Pandora Needed More Suspenders

"http://twitpic.com/11dg9n - Courtesy of our friends at Avatar -- what I'd look like as a Na'vi" -- @kingsthings

Eva Longoria: Hollywood Marriages Are So Complicated

"On set with my fake husband! Waiting for my real one to get to LA tomorrow!! http://bit.ly/c8LEcv" -- @evalongoria

Sandra Bernhard: Just in Case...

"just saw snoop dog and entourage at the mercer hotel he left and a whole crew of new york fireman came in" -- @sandrabernhard

Jenny McCarthy: Can't They Get Anything Right Over There?

"Fox news just said I'm the new host of dancing with the stars. Not true." -- @jennyfrommtv

Snoop Dogg - Don't Go to the Dark Side!!!

Gettin up with my stormtroopers-@snoopdogg

Amanda Bynes: Sorry Boys, Once She's Married You Have to Hand in Your Maxium Magazines

when I get married one day that means I can't let other guys see me except the one certain guy I love and want to kiss all the time :)--@amandabynes

Perez Hilton: Tries to Connect Lindsay Lohan to a Healer

@Oprah Gurl, poor Lindsay Lohan had to be interviewed by Niecy Nash on The Insider. Don't you have a heart?! #SaveLindsay --@perezhilton

Solange Knowles: It was Probably the Democrats, and Republicans Misunderstood

Who ever invented the bikini wax was an evil creature. Who said bushes needed to b gone?!

Lindsay Lohan: Was the Beginning of the Letter 'I'm not an actress'

P.S. I'm not a tv show lol --@lindsaylohan

Joan Rivers: No Sexy People Left Behind

"My friend Andy called: "Next Friday, aliens are coming to kidnap smart, funny & sexy people. You'll be safe. I just wanted to say goodbye."" -- @joan_rivers

Weird Al: Meet My Friend, Sarcasm

"Hey, you'll never guess who's on Twitter - Ashton Kutcher! He's @aplusk! I'm totally serious!" -- @alyankovic

Snooki: New Kid on the Shore

"@jordanknight u need to come party with us ! Ull love the dirty filthy creepy beats, @vinnygmtv 's fist pumps and rons crazy legs!" -- @snooki

Andrew WK: Hump Day = Party Time

IT'S WEDNESDAY. IT'S TIME TO PARTY. DEAL WITH IT.

Stephen Colbert: Who Cares if He Saw His Shadow? Which Way Does He Swing?

still waiting for punxsutawney phil to weigh in on gay marriage --@StephenAtHome

Danny DeVito: Not at a Loss for Words

"Okay, I love you guys. I mean it. You guys.. Come on...Are you kidding.You're the best! You can't know how much this means to me...I'm.. I'm" -- @danny_devito

Alyssa Milano: It All Comes Out on Twitter

"Confession: I wear a retainer to sleep. It's Dodger blue." -- @allyssa_milano

Amanda Bynes: Is Perpetually Curled Up With a Quote Book Tweeting About Her Mysterious Boyfriend

i miss someone already and wish he lived in LA.

Positive, continuous action toward your goals is the very best antidote to worry. -– Brian Tracy'

ummmm i'm irritated that a certain guy didn't win certain awards.

but he won my heart!!! everybody say it with me on 3! 1...2...3..... awwwwwwwwww ♥ haha :)

When you have a clear purpose, you won't have time for negativity. -– Mark Victor Hansen

Stephen Colbert: America, America, This Is You!

"still waiting for punxsutawney phil to weigh in on gay marriage" -- @stephenathome

Christina Applegate: Today's PSA - Tattoos Last Forever

"My new tattoo. What do you guys think? Too much? Ha http://tweetphoto.com/10289517" -- @capplegate1

John Cusak: You'll Get 'Em Next Time, Champ

"yes yes some men are born postumously.. .. tat was neitze not me... oh well..." -- @shockozulu

MC Hammer: Just Listen to His Album Backwards

"Let me give you some Energy ,instructions and information... listen to my strategy it's hidden in the music...this will wake you up !!!" -- @mchammer

Lily Allen: Guess Who's Back on Twitter?

"for now though, i'm off to the gym. Went to india over xmas,and the clarified butter has made its way from my tummy to my thighs. eeuuggh." -- @lilyroseallen

Margaret Cho: In Living Color

"Its truly best when people of color are featured on intervention. Watching asian episode now" -- @margaretcho

Pink: 100% Against Britney Spears

"I hear there's a debate over whether or not I sang live on grammies. I have never lip synched in my entire life. I'm 100% against it." -- @pink

Questlove: Michael Scott Would Be Proud

"i can get called to HR for this but um.... consensus on this bandstand is "cotdamn we did NOT know meredith vieira was workin with THAT son"" -- @questlove

Lady Gaga: Wears Her Heart on Her Elbow

"http://twitpic.com/112xya - look what i did last night. little monsters forever, on the arm that holds my mic. xx" -- @ladygaga

Solange Knowles: I Learned It From Watching That Jerry McGuire Kid

""Do u know what mucus is"? ..... Julez to my Godmother. This kid thinks he's smarter than us." -- @solangeknowles

Lisa Rinna: Owls, the New Party Animal

"I am very mad at owls today. They chit chat outside my 8yr olds window nightly about 3am and wake her up therefore waking all of us up." -- @lisarinna

Rose McGowan: Not Impressed by the Oompa Loompa Look

"Ever met someone who's so spray tanned that it's past orange?I'm almost impressed that a girl has managed to make her skin look dirt colored" -- @rosemcgowan

Rainn Wilson: Super Special Request

"I think women should all just take a month off from being jerks." -- @rainnwilson

Sarah Silverman: Extreme WASP Makeover

"The first thing you see upon entering the whitest cafe on the upper west side. Not awkward AT ALL. http://twitpic.com/112sew" -- @sarahksilverman

Ellen Degeneres: Misery Loves Company

"I don't want to do the sugar cleanse alone - who wants to join me?" -- @theellenshow

John Mayer: Now Make a Wish

"I just ate two giant pieces of cake. Hey, it's somebody's birthday somewhere." -- @johncmayer

Jenny McCarthy: Rump Roast Anyone?

"I'm so hungry that if I crashed in an airplane and survived i would totally eat the pilots butt meat." -- @jennyfrommtv

Talib Kweli: He's on a Boat

"Currently in a bed on a tour bus that is currently on a boat. We keep it movin even when we still." -- @realtalibkweli

Ken Jeong & Joel McHale: He Wants It That Way

"@joelmchale Thanks so much Joel! Great profile pic! I love the Backstreet Boys!" -- @kenjeong

"Thanks @kenjeong but I'm a 98 degrees fan." -- @joelmchale

Nicky Hilton: So Does Veruca Salt From Willy Wonka

"How cute is the Snuggle laundry detergent bear?? I want one!" -- @nickyhilton

Solange Knowles: Taylor Swift Just Can't Win

"Im sorry but i'm having another kanye rant moment. My sister BROKE THE RECORD for the MOST GRAMMY'S IN ONE NIGHT BY ANY FEMALE.

so why do i KEEP seeing "other artist" as the Nights "big winner"....(*kanye shrug here) ????" -- @solangeknowles

Rosario Dawson: It's Cool, She's a N00b

"I'm going to be responsible & stick with the correct conjugation for tweeting but thank all of you for making me feel better! :)" -- @rosariodawson

Spencer Pratt: Lighting Guru

Today surround yourself with a pure bright white light as your protection layer! It worked for me yesterday when I usually would go dark! --@spencerpratt

Kendra Wilkinson: Won't Trash Talk Unless it's With a Pen Name

ok im thinking about creating a false twitter so i can speak my opinion to people n not get n trouble for it with press lolol --@KendraWilkinson

Kim Kardashian: Switching to the South Beach Diet

"I officially need to buy a spot in Miami! Its sooo beautiful here!" -- @kimkardashian

David Blaine: Does China Know You Don't Mess With Texas?

"China is BEGINING to tell us what we can and can not do. Houston, we have a problem." -- @davideblaine

Snooki: Doesn't Need Nude Photos When She Goes Out in Lingerie

Like i said before about my supposed 'sex tape'...There are no nude pictures nor will there ever be. the tabloids just love snook gossip ;] --@sn00ki

Adrianne Curry: Starting Models for Hookers Campaign... Sorta

"Prostitution should be legal..would b safer 4 both hookers,johns,& society. oldest business on earth..never going away.why not regulate&tax?"

"PS- If my husband touches a hooker, I'll punch him in the face so hard he'll see the back of his balls. ; ) lucky for him, that wont happen" --@adriannecurry

Questlove: Mr. Love, You Must Wait for a Hall Pass

this feels like 7th grade punishment. i can NOT leave my room until all comcast exes have cleared the hallway. seriously. i need to pee. --@questlove

P Diddy: Looking for a 140 Character Recap

"I didn't see the grammys. Who dressed the best? Male and female? Who performed the best?" -- @iamdiddy

Ellen Degeneres: We're Scared With You

"Starting a sugar cleanse today...I’ve read the side effects - I’m scared." -- @theellenshow

Hugh Hefner: The Beast Master

"One of our love birds escaped in the master bathroom during the Sunday movie but I was able to coax it back into its cage." -- @hughhefner

Melissa Joan Hart: Now That's Full Service

"My rental car did not want to go back to the shop,instead it turned into In N'Out for a little lunch before my flight.It's so thoughtful!" -- @mellyjhart

Questlove: Who's Up for Ice Skating?

"tila deaded her account? #hellfreezesover" -- @questlove

Pink Rocks the Grammys Socks

"Holly shitballs again. Pink rocked!" -- @jennyfrommtv

"Man Pink!! What an Amazing Performance!!! " -- @maryjblige

"If Pink can sing and do that, nobody has an excuse to lip sync again." -- @diablocody

"It's official....the age of lip-sync is over. If P!nk can sing live, upside down, spinning/flying through the air then there are no excuses" -- @kelly_clarkson

Roger Ebert: Making of a Bad Romance

"http://twitpic.com/10wj02 - God help her if she sits in front of me at a movie." -- @ebertchicago

Alyssa Milano: Bob the Builder's Secret

"Him: u look hot. Why don't u ever wear that bra to sleep? Me: u look hot in your tool belt but I don't make u sleep in it." -- @alyssa_milano

Jessica Simpson: Save Some Room for Jello

"Hospital breakfast...oh joy!!" -- @jessicasimpson

Lisa Rinna: She's Crazy in Love

"In my next life i want to come back as Beyonce/Sasha Fierce I mean....come on!" -- @lisarinna

Rainn Wilson: Scalliwags Are Ruining This Town

"You know what the biggest cause of inner city crime is? Malarkey. Too much malarkey and shenanigans." -- @rainnwilson

"Tomfoolery and lolligagging from all the shysters & ne'er-do-wells is also a contributing factor to urban crime." -- @rainnwilson

Weird Al: The Glitterati

"http://twitpic.com/10t0nu - Oh, snap! My wife just got out-sparkled!" -- @alyankovic

Nicky Hilton: Grammy Finishing School Graduate

"Note to artists-spit your gum out before you walk on stage to accept your Grammy. Not a good look." -- @nickyhilton

John Mayer: What Kind of Milk Math Is That?

"Just saw an expose' on the shady doings of dairy companies. Seems most half-n-half is actually over 70% half. Shameful." -- @johncmayer

Courtney Love: Always Trying to One Up Kanye

"@perezhilton and did you tongue Taylor at all? cause if you didnt, you should have!" -- @courtneyloveuk

Kerri Kenney: Her Wedding Dress Is a Birthday Suit

"I think my neighbor just saw me naked. In some countries we're technically married now." -- @kerrikenney

Ke$ha: Crazy Meets Insane

"Alice cooper is the coolest human.EVER. He told me where to find the aliens. And he looks like a pirate." -- @keshasucks

Stan Lee: This Old House

"Cleaned out the garage today. Didja ever try to clean out a garage that’s had 30 years’ accumulation of stuff you’ve stored? No picnic!." -- @smilingstanlee

Adrianne Curry: Wondering Why 80 Teenage Boys Walk Their Dogs by Her House

"Caught another person letting their dog piss on and kill my grass. Wish I would have thrown a robe on before I opened my door to yell." -- @adriannecurry

Demi Moore: Fame Redefined

"Hey just met the Jersey Shore crew! Hubby is going to be so jealous he is over at GMA today instead of the Today Show with me! Hehe!"

"Baby @aplusk the Jersey Shore gang say what up! http://twitpic.com/10utfd"



--@mrskutcher