Thursday, January 7, 2010
Holly Madison: My, What a Nice Sword You Have
"DAMN! Some a' these Jack Sparrow impersonators on Hollywood Blvd are HOT!" -- @hollymadison123
Labels:
Girls Next Door,
Holly Madison
Alyssa Milano: Don't Stink and Drive
"The A/C in my car... smells like dirty socks. Just an irrelevent FYI." -- @alyssa_milano
Labels:
Alyssa Milano
Asthon Kutcher: We're 'With' You
does anybody else with Kurt Cameron would do another TV show? --@apulsk
Labels:
Ashton Kutcher
Lindsay Lohan: Don't Believe What You See, Freaky Friday Isn't Real
All the those tapings are fake and untrue :) --@lindsaylohan
Labels:
Lindsay Lohan
Wayne Brady: Can You Hear Me Now?
"One day, I'd like to be as important as the incredibly loud asshole talking on his cell on my flight!" -- @waynebrady
Labels:
Wayne Brady
Taylor Swift: No Requiem for Her Dream
"Sorry to @grantmickelson for, after having a dream where you were bitten by a shark, calling at 4am to make you swear to stay on land." -- @taylorswift13
Labels:
taylor swift
Talib Kweli: Crossing the Tropic of Ben and Jerry's
"Going to Vermont today, Rio de Janiero tomorrow. Talk about culture shock." -- @realtalibkweli
Labels:
Talib Kweli
Sarah Silverman: How About Chicken of the Sea?
"I would eat fish but I can't because I have a nose." -- @sarahksilverman
Labels:
Sarah Silverman
Dolly Parton: Don't Judge a Book By Its Cosmetic Surgery
""The thing that's always worked for me is the fact that I look so totally artificial, but am so totally real." - Dolly" -- @dolly_parton
Labels:
Dolly Parton
Reverend Run: And Now, Dating Advice From the Bible
"Ladies::: In scripture,Ruth found her gr8 man as she stayed focused on what was important (Ruth 2:1-12)" -- @revrunwisdom
Labels:
godly things,
Reverend Run
Christina Applegate: Explain That One, Darwin
"Why can't pizza be good for you? What kind of crap is that?" -- @1capplegate
Labels:
Christina Applegate
Courtney Love: LSD. This Explains A Lot.
1 out of3 american children including myself were molested( duh, like you couldnt tell that about me)(mine wasnt a bio ffamily member )
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my MOTHER told me my FATHER did it, but frankly i dont believe her, he did give me lsd but molesting an infant? hes nuts, not that nuts --@CourtneyLoveUK
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my MOTHER told me my FATHER did it, but frankly i dont believe her, he did give me lsd but molesting an infant? hes nuts, not that nuts --@CourtneyLoveUK
Labels:
Courtney Love
Soulja Boy: Workin' on Creating a Situation?
Shoutout to all the ladies for encouraging me with your nice tweets to further my body fitness. It's working ;) --@souljaboytellem
Labels:
soulja boy
Dita Von Teese: Sure, It's the Fondue That Makes the Keys Sticky
Hey Typo Police, I meant "Homophobes should be banned from enjoying all cool THINGS gays made". I was eating fondue while tweeting. --@DitaVonTeese
Labels:
Dita Von Teese
Courtney Love: Author of the Britney Spears Tell All
shes owned and operated by a man who from 4 impeccable sources i know this one an eyewitness molested her from the age of 10/11 --@CourtneyLoveUK
Labels:
Britney Spears,
Courtney Love
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Roger Ebert: Short Circuit Is Due for a Remake...
"http://twitpic.com/wnpy8 - Christopher Walken in his basement robot workshop. (Painting by Brandon Bird)" -- @ebertchicago
Labels:
celebrity twitpics,
Roger Ebert,
Writers
Diablo Cody: More Like Running Their Mouths
"Every rapper claims they run this town. Someone must be lying." -- @diablocody
Labels:
Diablo Cody
Courtney Love: Return of the Quack
Guess who's back in the mutha-fing house with a big fat twit for your mutha-fing mouth?
The gal who makes Tila's manic Twitter binges look amateur! The rocker who throws grammar to the wind like confetti at a parade! The mamma jamma who single-handedly keeps the Fail Whale fully employed by clogging up the interwebs!
Could the New Year start off any better? Courtney Love started a new Twitter account, and in just over two weeks, has managed to rack up 1,141 Tweets. Here's what we missed from Miss World:
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"i dont want to be Buried in a pet Cemetary! its in my head, make it stooooop"
5:02 PM Dec 19th, 2009 from web
"of cours ethis is me, here ill prove it gwaarrrrbnnn pboc mother fucking lawyer banker asswipe cuck suck it bastards arrrg I mean REALLY"
1:37 AM Dec 24th, 2009 from web
"and btw i am not broke either, i was "broke" if you understand that my accounts were frozen by a lawsuit wich ill win cos im right."
5:29 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
"god i get so sick of teaching lessons to people, its boring, same shit, all the time every once in a while theres a micko- just mentor him"
10:33 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web
"its called sucking it up, i do it all the time when im wrong in this case i didnt behave like i was the popular cheerleader bitches in skool"
3:15 AM Jan 1st from web
"all alone in this big loft, i decided not to hate fuck anyone, it was sort of not in me to do, the idea was rather lofty, but then again,,"
3:44 AM Jan 1st from web
"goodbye you old snake 09 why,, is that you 10? you look rather,,, fabulous do come in,, now ive confessed my deepest resolution to a crowd!"
4:16 AM Jan 1st from web
"wanna know what it was? i know you do,, it was "Not to be reactive to Madonna anymore" complex long intertwined and crazy, stick to it!"
4:17 AM Jan 1st from web
"since when did Tattoos make you rock when your lyrics are inane and you play pop? thats called Tattooed POP MUSIC and thats FINE for some,"
6:10 PM Jan 1st from web
"gotta watch basterds and whip up a kook storm and find the pins i bought krustys dealer out, shell have to recylcle her own nonselling rags"
9:10 PM Jan 2nd from web
"i cant find my sleep meds, and i need em bad im very very very worried about my daughter she has no clue whats going on, none,"
2:31 AM Jan 3rd from web
"waking up watching district 8 i coulndt do it i turned it off at the part where he had to shoot the alien, what happens>"
12:32 PM Jan 3rd from web
"a booty bump apparently makes white housewives look like they have cute pert black girl asses, wich is really a mindfuck, lil butt shelves"
4:43 PM Jan 3rd from web
"i was walking a blind mad across the street last night and he asked me to breathe on him, not to feel my face i thought that was odd."
2:37 PM Jan 5th from web
"ya know mj made a Vuitton bag called the "Courtney" and its blonde leather with spikes put up a pic of it cos I DONT HAVE IT MARC!"
3:29 PM Jan 5th from web
"god i was a homely teen, and i like my homely teen, im still a homely teen deep inside,"
about 20 hours ago from web
"i wish i was jennifer anniston right now, i really do, bottom line im a widow im not even anyones mother right now im useless failed at ever"
about 19 hours ago from web
The gal who makes Tila's manic Twitter binges look amateur! The rocker who throws grammar to the wind like confetti at a parade! The mamma jamma who single-handedly keeps the Fail Whale fully employed by clogging up the interwebs!
Could the New Year start off any better? Courtney Love started a new Twitter account, and in just over two weeks, has managed to rack up 1,141 Tweets. Here's what we missed from Miss World:
-------------------------
"i dont want to be Buried in a pet Cemetary! its in my head, make it stooooop"
5:02 PM Dec 19th, 2009 from web
"of cours ethis is me, here ill prove it gwaarrrrbnnn pboc mother fucking lawyer banker asswipe cuck suck it bastards arrrg I mean REALLY"
1:37 AM Dec 24th, 2009 from web
"and btw i am not broke either, i was "broke" if you understand that my accounts were frozen by a lawsuit wich ill win cos im right."
5:29 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
"god i get so sick of teaching lessons to people, its boring, same shit, all the time every once in a while theres a micko- just mentor him"
10:33 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web
"its called sucking it up, i do it all the time when im wrong in this case i didnt behave like i was the popular cheerleader bitches in skool"
3:15 AM Jan 1st from web
"all alone in this big loft, i decided not to hate fuck anyone, it was sort of not in me to do, the idea was rather lofty, but then again,,"
3:44 AM Jan 1st from web
"goodbye you old snake 09 why,, is that you 10? you look rather,,, fabulous do come in,, now ive confessed my deepest resolution to a crowd!"
4:16 AM Jan 1st from web
"wanna know what it was? i know you do,, it was "Not to be reactive to Madonna anymore" complex long intertwined and crazy, stick to it!"
4:17 AM Jan 1st from web
"since when did Tattoos make you rock when your lyrics are inane and you play pop? thats called Tattooed POP MUSIC and thats FINE for some,"
6:10 PM Jan 1st from web
"gotta watch basterds and whip up a kook storm and find the pins i bought krustys dealer out, shell have to recylcle her own nonselling rags"
9:10 PM Jan 2nd from web
"i cant find my sleep meds, and i need em bad im very very very worried about my daughter she has no clue whats going on, none,"
2:31 AM Jan 3rd from web
"waking up watching district 8 i coulndt do it i turned it off at the part where he had to shoot the alien, what happens>"
12:32 PM Jan 3rd from web
"a booty bump apparently makes white housewives look like they have cute pert black girl asses, wich is really a mindfuck, lil butt shelves"
4:43 PM Jan 3rd from web
"i was walking a blind mad across the street last night and he asked me to breathe on him, not to feel my face i thought that was odd."
2:37 PM Jan 5th from web
"ya know mj made a Vuitton bag called the "Courtney" and its blonde leather with spikes put up a pic of it cos I DONT HAVE IT MARC!"
3:29 PM Jan 5th from web
"god i was a homely teen, and i like my homely teen, im still a homely teen deep inside,"
about 20 hours ago from web
"i wish i was jennifer anniston right now, i really do, bottom line im a widow im not even anyones mother right now im useless failed at ever"
about 19 hours ago from web
Labels:
Courtney Love
The 2009 Best Celebrity to Follow on Twitter Is....
Check out our first ever, extra geeky, EXCLUSIVE VIDEO announcement of our top pick for The 2009 Best Celebrity on Twitter.
For more hilarious celebrities to follow, check out our honorable mentions list.
Labels:
Best of Twitter,
Thomas Lennon,
Twitter Best of 2009
Debbie Gibson: The Strudel Always Spends a Lifetime on the Hips
Ok, so Megan Fox can LIMIT her sugar intake to 1 toaster strudel a day to maintain a 22" waist?!? NO FAIR!
Labels:
Celebrity Twitter Fight,
Debbie Gibson,
Megan Fox
John Legend: Get With It, Uncle Old Timer
"Taking my nephew to see the chipmunks movie. I kept correcting him when he was saying "squeakquel". Apparently I was the one who was wrong!" -- @johnlegend
Labels:
John Legend
Snooki: Reaffirming That It's Important to Set Goals
P Diddy LOVES the Jersey Shore and wants to meet us. Thats all i care about. my life is complete. http://bit.ly/7AosF9t --@Sn00ki
FYI - that bit.ly link goes to Snooki on Facebook.
FYI - that bit.ly link goes to Snooki on Facebook.
Labels:
Jersey Shore,
Snooki
Taylor Swift: Evergreen Is a Misnomer in the Swift Household
"Listening to my brother try to convince my mom to let him set the Christmas tree on fire in the back yard. He's making a good case so far." -- @taylorswift13
Labels:
taylor swift
Hugh Hefner: What a REAL Party at the Playboy Mansion Is
Played Uno with the girls last night & it will be gin rummy with the guys tonight. --@hughhefner
Labels:
Hugh Hefner
Shaq: A Scenic, Snowy Drive
"Its so mother effn cold in cleveland i just drove by a grey hound bus and the greyhound was on the bus wit frozen ice cycle snot drippn." -- @the_real_shaq
I meant icicles wit my dumb ass lol -- @the_real_shaq
I meant icicles wit my dumb ass lol -- @the_real_shaq
Labels:
Shaq,
sporty stars
Tyra Banks: She Rocks Ruff and Stuff
"I rarely leave the house without earrings. Today I have one of my favorite pairs on. Big, gold & chunky!!!" -- @tyrabanks
Labels:
Tyra Banks
Adrianne Curry: We Always Madly Inhale the Addictive Things
"I feel like Homer Simpson when he cant stop thinking about donuts...only I see cigarettes. DOH!" -- @adriannecurry
Labels:
Adrianne Curry,
Top Model
Demi Moore and Soulja Boy: On the Next Episode of "Leave It to Soulja"...
Hey @souljaboytellem big love but easy on spamming @aplusk inbox! -- @mrskutcher
about 14 hours ago from web
@mrskutcher I apologize Mrs. Kutcher, I'm just trying to reach 2million followers and @aplusk got followers on deck -- @souljaboytellem
about 13 hours ago from web in reply to mrskutcher
haha no apology needed! RT souljaboytellem I apologize Mrs. Kutcher I'm just trying to reach 2mil followers & @aplusk got followers on deck -- @mrskutcher
about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
about 14 hours ago from web
@mrskutcher I apologize Mrs. Kutcher, I'm just trying to reach 2million followers and @aplusk got followers on deck -- @souljaboytellem
about 13 hours ago from web in reply to mrskutcher
haha no apology needed! RT souljaboytellem I apologize Mrs. Kutcher I'm just trying to reach 2mil followers & @aplusk got followers on deck -- @mrskutcher
about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
Labels:
Celebrity Twitter Fight,
Demi Moore,
soulja boy
Soleil Moon Frye: Don't Hate on Her Punky Power Style
"I packed a hello kitty lunch box to take with me to work. People are looking at me a little funny. Am I too old to bring a lunch box?" -- @moonfrye
Labels:
Soleil Moon Frye
Wayne Brady: One Man Show
Good morning from Utah! What goes good with snow? Hot Chocolate!!!! Utah's only one person, black male,dance revue
Labels:
celebrity twitpics,
Wayne Brady
Diablo Cody : She's Gonna Like The Way She Looks
Is that Men's Wearhouse guy for real or an actor? I want to hire him to come over and say reassuring things about my body --@diablocody
Labels:
Diablo Cody
Tila Tequila and Perez Hilton: Takin' it to the Tweets
@PerezHilton hey u better be careful who u talkin to. You're SO LAST YEAR! Just be careful cuz I got all of my paparazzi's on LOCK!
@officialtila I'm amazed you're not broadcasting live, showing us you're "grieving"! That's totally something trash like you would do!
@PerezHilton U can sit there& talk all ur dumb shit that everyone is tired o. fMy new Gossip Blog will not RUIN or DESTROY ppls lives like u
@officialtila Tweet away, honey. The more you Tweet, the more your true colors reveal themselves. And they are vile!
@PerezHilton hhaha already showing your true colors like a fat little kid who lost another candy bar. Make sure to tell Twist & Malack hi!
@officialtila You should try and get custody of her daughter. That'd be GREAT publicity, all you crave in life!
@PerezHilton First of all I never pulled no damn tampon out nor masturbated..those were YOUR LYING WORDS once again. Get a life!
(Wow, that got gross)
@PerezHilton and yes I do remember saying I was pregnant. I dont recall how I lied about that? Just cuz I wouldn't tell ur fatass wut hppnd?
@PerezHilton 1 last thing, I know this really is about my new Gossip Blog De-throwning yours! Everyone on the inside knows! so ur pissed LOL
@officialtila That's why YOU'RE new website is gonna be awesome! Woo hoo! Publicize that new website girl! Kill Casey again!
@officialtila That new blog is gonna be awesome! Too bad Casey didn't die after you launched it, right? That timing would have been great!
@officialtila If Casey Johnson could come back from the dead, she'd come and fucking kill you for how you've been behaving! #YouAreWack
So sad @PerezHilton is angry that my new Gossip Blog is going to put him out of business so he decides to throw a hissy fit this morning LOL
@officialtila You are so blind! This is not about me. This is about YOU! This is about how vile you are and your actions recently. You lose!
@PerezHilton hey u better be careful who u talkin to. You're SO LAST YEAR! Just be careful cuz I got all of my paparazzi's on LOCK!
@officialtila Violence is never the answer, but I hope one day @Rihanna gives you what you have coming!
PS- @PerezHiltonmy gossip blog is EXCLUSIVE so looks like u won't be able to buy your stories from me cuz they won't sell them to you! haha
@officialtila Bitch, I'm not scared of you. You are a JOKE! And the paparazzi can suck your cock!
The paparazzi can suck my cock? is that why ur so jealous? @PerezHilton cuz I have a bigger cock than yours & they all work for me now? HAHA
@OfficialTila You're like the boy who cried wolf! Remember how you told everyone you were pregnant and then said you were joking?
@OfficialTila You are a PATHOLOGICAL liar! You will do ANYTHING for publicity! You have no soul! Go back to your fake grieving now!
yea whatever...I never even had u on my radar hunny bunny @perezhilton but thanks for letting me know who my next paparazzi targets are. YOU
PS- @perezhilton my gossip blog is EXCLUSIVE so looks like u won't be able to buy your stories from me cuz they won't sell them to you! haha
@OfficialTila I'm done with you. Buh bye! xoxo
@officialtila I'm amazed you're not broadcasting live, showing us you're "grieving"! That's totally something trash like you would do!
@PerezHilton U can sit there& talk all ur dumb shit that everyone is tired o. fMy new Gossip Blog will not RUIN or DESTROY ppls lives like u
@officialtila Tweet away, honey. The more you Tweet, the more your true colors reveal themselves. And they are vile!
@PerezHilton hhaha already showing your true colors like a fat little kid who lost another candy bar. Make sure to tell Twist & Malack hi!
@officialtila You should try and get custody of her daughter. That'd be GREAT publicity, all you crave in life!
@PerezHilton First of all I never pulled no damn tampon out nor masturbated..those were YOUR LYING WORDS once again. Get a life!
(Wow, that got gross)
@PerezHilton and yes I do remember saying I was pregnant. I dont recall how I lied about that? Just cuz I wouldn't tell ur fatass wut hppnd?
@PerezHilton 1 last thing, I know this really is about my new Gossip Blog De-throwning yours! Everyone on the inside knows! so ur pissed LOL
@officialtila That's why YOU'RE new website is gonna be awesome! Woo hoo! Publicize that new website girl! Kill Casey again!
@officialtila That new blog is gonna be awesome! Too bad Casey didn't die after you launched it, right? That timing would have been great!
@officialtila If Casey Johnson could come back from the dead, she'd come and fucking kill you for how you've been behaving! #YouAreWack
So sad @PerezHilton is angry that my new Gossip Blog is going to put him out of business so he decides to throw a hissy fit this morning LOL
@officialtila You are so blind! This is not about me. This is about YOU! This is about how vile you are and your actions recently. You lose!
@PerezHilton hey u better be careful who u talkin to. You're SO LAST YEAR! Just be careful cuz I got all of my paparazzi's on LOCK!
@officialtila Violence is never the answer, but I hope one day @Rihanna gives you what you have coming!
PS- @PerezHiltonmy gossip blog is EXCLUSIVE so looks like u won't be able to buy your stories from me cuz they won't sell them to you! haha
@officialtila Bitch, I'm not scared of you. You are a JOKE! And the paparazzi can suck your cock!
The paparazzi can suck my cock? is that why ur so jealous? @PerezHilton cuz I have a bigger cock than yours & they all work for me now? HAHA
@OfficialTila You're like the boy who cried wolf! Remember how you told everyone you were pregnant and then said you were joking?
@OfficialTila You are a PATHOLOGICAL liar! You will do ANYTHING for publicity! You have no soul! Go back to your fake grieving now!
yea whatever...I never even had u on my radar hunny bunny @perezhilton but thanks for letting me know who my next paparazzi targets are. YOU
PS- @perezhilton my gossip blog is EXCLUSIVE so looks like u won't be able to buy your stories from me cuz they won't sell them to you! haha
@OfficialTila I'm done with you. Buh bye! xoxo
Labels:
Celebrity Twitter Fight,
Perez Hilton,
Tila Tequila
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Thomas Lennon: Respect A Man's Final Wishes
When I die, please don't let it be announced on Twitter. (That's what Facebook is for) --@ThomasLennon
Labels:
celebrity deaths,
Thomas Lennon
Who Was the Best Celeb on Twitter in 2009?
We've been tossing this question around like a trending topic for about a week now. If you could pick the best celebrity feed to follow last year, who would be the top dog?
Before we announce our choice, here are some honorable mentions for Twitter's Top Celebrity Twits of '09:
- Diablo Cody: Maybe writers have an unfair advantage, but not all scribes can get it down in 140 characters or less. We love Brook Busey for bringing on her pop culture witticisms and dark humor, and leaving the rapid fire Juno dialogue in her scripts.
- Questlove: Imagine that your best pal has some crazy in to spy on celebrities and can give you all the dirty gossip with deadpan humor. Now read this Roots rocker's Twitter page, and you'll get why he's so fun to follow.
- Weird Al: Do you have a corny uncle in your family who makes puns his personal mission? Like that uncle, we have a soft spot for Yankovic, who kills us with his word play... and his twitpics.
- Katy Perry: It's not easy to strike a balance between girly and gross, but this starlet goes both ways. She loves to divulge the details of her life in witty and irreverent posts, and always keeps us coming back for more.
- John Mayer: Somehow this pop rocker gets a free pass to say whatever the hell he thinks without repercussion... which makes for hilarious commentary. As long as he keeps the comedy on Twitter and out of stand up, we'll be devoted fans.
Labels:
Diablo Cody,
John Mayer,
katy perry,
Questlove,
Twitter Best of 2009,
Weird Al
John Stamos: BC, AD, or PS?
"http://twitpic.com/wemgc - apparently this is a store that sells stuff manufactured before i was born." -- @johnstamos
Labels:
celebrity twitpics,
Full House,
John Stamos
Kelly Osbourne: Let's Hope Bat Heads Weren't on the Menu
"Dinner was so fun tonight my mum started a food fight in the restaurant I have not laughed so hard in ages!" -- @misskellyo
Labels:
Kelly Osbourne
Rainn Wilson: Keeping Up With the Salahis
"Jeez, it's easier to get into one of those White House dinners than the Cable 'Ace' Awards. I should throw on a tux & swing by." -- @rainnwilson
Labels:
Rainn Wilson,
The Office
Solange Knowles: Encounters M. Knight Shymalan Bugs
"fuck u invisible bugs. i KNOW im not tripping. im itchn. where are youuuuu?" -- @solangeknowles
Labels:
solange knowles
Perez Hilton: Keeps Up The Fight With Tila
@ParisHilton I believe you're heart is in the right place, P. But that Tila Tequila is being gutter trash with how she's handling this!!!!!
Paris Hilton: Tweets About Her Loss of Casey Johnson
I feel so sad right now, my heart is in pain. Just lost a longtime friend. My heart goes out to her family. R.I.P. Casey Johnson Love you :(
about 11 hours ago from web
In bed crying, looking at baby pictures of Casey, Nicky and I. I feel so upset. I feel like I've lost a sister. My heart is broken. Miss her
about 5 hours ago from web
http://twitpic.com/wr69i - God has another Angel by his side. Casey, we all Love and Miss you and know that you are in a better place. R.I.P
about 5 hours ago from TwitPic
--@ParisHilton
Labels:
celebrity deaths,
celebrity twitpics,
Paris Hilton
Perez Hilton: Doesn't Believe Tila's Sincere...
@OfficialTila There is more to life than getting publicity and clawing your way from the F list to the D list of fame! DEATH is real shit!
@officialTila You sink even lower! What's worse is that YOU MUST KNOW how disgusting you're behaving - and yet you still show no decency!
--@PerezHilton
Simon Pegg: Oscar Winners, Just Like Us!
http://tweetphoto.com/8053183 One of these men has won an Oscar --@simonpegg
Labels:
Simon Pegg
Kirstie Alley: Channeling Al Gore
GOOD MORNING GLOBAL WARMERS...did you see how much snow is in Asia? China? Korea? like the day after tomorrow kind of snow...YIKES! --@KirstieAlley
Labels:
Kirstie Alley
Katy Perry: Indian Acne
i have a zit where my bindi should be, does that count? Dang. --@katyperry
Labels:
katy perry
Tila Tequila: Our Deepest Sympathy Goes Out To You XO
R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey --@officialTila
*Click here for more information on this tragic story.
Labels:
celebrity deaths,
Tila Tequila
Monday, January 4, 2010
Snooki: Try Fist Pumping Ironically Out for Size
"michael cera just looked amazing fist pumping with us and he totally battled @MTVDJPAULYD lmao!!" -- @sn00ki
Labels:
Jersey Shore,
Snooki
Dita Von Teese: I Wouldn't Put That in Your Mouth, Timmy
"On the next episode of "You've Got to be Sh**tin' Me" the maid shows up early with a screaming toddler to Dita's non-childproof house." -- @ditavonteese
Labels:
Dita Von Teese
Yoko Ono: Put Your Left Foot In. Take Your Left Foot Out.
"Watch a butterfly dance. Watch the fireflies dance. Watch the lights on the water dance. Let your heart dance with them." -- @yokoono
Labels:
yoko ono
Pink: Stop Licking the Scrubbing Bubbles...
"Wow. Being gone for a year makes for a lot of house work. Who put meth in my water?" -- @pink
Labels:
Pink
Weird Al: Do They Sell Repellent for That?
"http://twitpic.com/wnqm9 - Uh oh. I thought this hiking trail was supposed to be safe." -- @alyankovic
Labels:
celebrity twitpics,
Weird Al
Soulja Boy: Give Us This Day Our Daily Tweet
"Waking up thanking God for letting me see another day. I just upgraded to the new Ubertwitter on my blackberry" -- @souljaboytellem
Labels:
soulja boy
Eliza Dushku: Celebrities Crushing on Celebrities
"Martha Martha Martha Martha Martha Stewart in our lobby... I was excited" -- @elizadushku
Labels:
Celebrity Crushes,
Eliza Dushku,
Martha Stewart
Diablo Cody: It Was a Dry Dream
"I dreamed about group sex all night and the people weren't even hot! Can't my subconscious do better?" -- @diablocody
Labels:
Diablo Cody,
Writers
Kylie Minogue: Lots of Glitter in 2010
"Happy New Year to all my PEEPS!!!!! Sending loads of love, music and sparkle..naturally!!! :)" -- @kylieminogue
Labels:
Kylie Minogue
2009 Celebrity Twitter Round Up
Happy 2010 people! Before you follow that dirty New Year's resolution to stop paying so much attention to celebrity gossip, here's a look back at some of the great Twitter moments from our favorite A-listers.
Top Celebrity Twitter News Stories - MTV rounds up some of the more newsworthy twitter stories of the year.
10 Most Important Tweets of 2009 - From Ashton Kutcher to Oprah, these were tweets read 'round the world, so to speak.
Best Twitter Photos of 2009 - From Demi Moore's derriere to Kim Kardashian getting her teeth whitened, Telegraph UK posts memorable twit pics.
Best Celebrity Twitter Stories and Scandals - Wait, Kanye West isn't dead? According to Pop Eater, it was just a Twitter hoax :O)
Twitter's Most Engaging Celebrities - Mashable marks up who has the most followers, tweets, and mentions in '09.
Worst Celeb Moments on Twitter of the Year - Chris Brown proves he can be a digital douche, and Lindsay Lohan puts the "twitter" in TMI. This is why we love getting the dirt straight from the source.
Top Celebrity Twitter News Stories - MTV rounds up some of the more newsworthy twitter stories of the year.
10 Most Important Tweets of 2009 - From Ashton Kutcher to Oprah, these were tweets read 'round the world, so to speak.
Best Twitter Photos of 2009 - From Demi Moore's derriere to Kim Kardashian getting her teeth whitened, Telegraph UK posts memorable twit pics.
Best Celebrity Twitter Stories and Scandals - Wait, Kanye West isn't dead? According to Pop Eater, it was just a Twitter hoax :O)
Twitter's Most Engaging Celebrities - Mashable marks up who has the most followers, tweets, and mentions in '09.
Worst Celeb Moments on Twitter of the Year - Chris Brown proves he can be a digital douche, and Lindsay Lohan puts the "twitter" in TMI. This is why we love getting the dirt straight from the source.
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