Charlie Sheen Joins Twitter

Need some more Sheen in your life? Get ready for it to get really real.

"Winning..! Choose your Vice... #winning #chooseyourvice http://twitpic.com/455ly9"



"Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show... I'd rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a '75 Pacer...."

"Winner..! 2012... #winner http://twitpic.com/4575pd"



--@charliesheen

Breaking News; Mubarak Speaks, Stepping Down --Kinda

Celebrities tweet the current events. Maybe, I shouldn't consider these people my reporting source...

@Alyssa_Millano -From what I'm hearing thus far in this speech, it sounds like Mubarak is not stepping down.
-BREAKING Egyptian President Mubarak announced he passed on his authority to his vice president, BUT staying in power /via @abc7

@JohnFugelsang- Mubarak is going to look for who's been causing this violence as fiercely as OJ is looking for the real killer.

@DougBenson -Mubarak, pack up your knives and go.

@Azizansari -WHOA! RT @Mubarak Think I'm stepping down. Also @azizansari on Late Night w/@JimmyFallon tomorrow! And new Parks & Rec tonight at 930.

@adriannecurry- the president of egypt is going to end up being torn to pieces by angry crowds..cant believe that moron wont step down. captain douchbag

@RainnWilson - "Rainn, if you DO run for president of Egypt, will it take time away from your busy TV/Film schedule?" Probably. But the perks are HUGE.

@andersoncooper - Mubarak says this is not about him. He clearly believes it is all about him. He believes he is Egypt.
-Mubarak's lies continue.

Dr. Drew Drops a Love Line to Lindsay Lohan

I a mortified how @Lindsaylohan is getting attacked when she is so fragile and just establishing her sobriety. Not at all what she needs -@drdrew

@drdrew thank you for your support.. I appreciate it --@LindsayLohan

Michael Ian Black: Adopting for the Wrong Reasons

Visited cat shelter. Cat scratched my hand. I adopted the cat just so I can take it to a different shelter to be put down. --@MichaelIanBlack

George Takei: Knows No Speed Limit

"I broke that Asian driver stereotype by being the best helmsman in the galaxy." -- @georgetakei

Anderson Cooper: Standing Silver and Tall

"Got roughed up by thugs in pro-mubarak crowd..punched and kicked repeatedly. Had to escape. Safe now"

"Thanks for tweets of concern..I'm sore and head hurts but fine. Neil and mary anne are bruised but ok too. Thanks" -- @andersoncooper

Katy Perry: Tells Rihanna to Suck It

"@rihanna yo batch lemme borrow those latex dresses! #slutty #skank #ho #whore #bearcunt #yesyesyes!" -- @katyperry

"ur a role model, u can't use those words!! #appalled lol!! RT @katyperry: #slutty #skank #ho #whore #bearcunt #yesyesyes" -- @rihanna

"SUCK IT RT@rihanna: ur a role model, u can't use those words!! #appalled lol!! RT @katyperry: #slutty #skank #ho #whore #bearcunt #yesyesyes" -- @katyperry

Kanye West: Keeps It Classy

"Sometimes I fuk with my Timbs on" -- @kanyewest

Soleil Moon Frye: Needs Some Punky Power

"My 2 year old just dropped a handful of plastic jewels under my shirt. Not the most comfortable thing in the world." -- @moonfrye

Mindy Kaling: She Knows This Much Is True

"I love nicki minaj, the whole package." -- @mindykaling

Andrew WK: Vegetarian Party Tip

PARTY TIP: Even if you don't eat meat, you can still have fun with it --@AndrewWK

Kelly Osbourne: BFF of Miley Cyrus?

Miley just sent me this pic of us from the first time we ever met 4 years ago. http://plixi.com/p/73419001 --@MissKellyO

Apparently these two unlikely pals have known each other a long time. They're currently going to be in a movie together called 'So Undercover' and while we smell Oscar Gold (or is that Razzie stench?) these two are getting together for some 'wild nights.'

Teresa Giudice: All You Have to Bring is Your Love of Flipping Things

PA are you ready for me? I'm coming to Mount Airy Casino in the Poconos tonight. Can't wait to meet you all! xx --@Teresa_Giudice

Oh Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge, get ready for some Jersey.
If you're not familiar with this resort, here's the catchy commercial from the 80s

Conan O'Brien: Heyyyyyy!

"I’ll say it: The Fonz’s trademark insult, “Sit on it!” has not aged well." -- @conanobrien

Roger Ebert: Warm & Incognito

"The Snuggie Camoflauge, so you can work at your damn computer without anybody spotting you. http://amzn.to/i5FqGh" -- @ebertchicago

Jimmy Kimmel: Takes Snowmageddon Personally

"I care about the environment, I just don't feel like the environment cares about me." -- @jimmykimmel